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dreams thread

Also I fell asleep to a shooter iceberg video (don't laugh) and had a few dreams.
One was this weird school I was walking around, and someone I won't mention was there reading some book that turned out to be a manifesto written by Santa. I'll add more details about the school at the end of this
Then I was late to a culinary class, which I've dreamed about before where the teacher makes us push furniture into the class. When I got in, he was teaching us about Dylan Roof and I had a marshmallow and one of those clear gel candles. I kept dunking the marshmallow in to layer the wax/gel over it and then ate it and it tasted bad.

Before that, I was on the bus with some old friends and a few of them borrowed my sketchbook, which was routine, and gave it back at the end of the ride. I was walking with my ex and talking about how I wanted to buy a new sketchbook for them to use, and she seemed upset and I realized it was because I was never that excited to buy shit for her. I went to this weird booth in the school to buy one and on my way there were these zoo exhibits with mini mountains for the animals, and they could just walk out onto the floor with everyone and I pet one. This is when the previous parts happened
 
a few days ago i had a dream about an alternate version of the 1948 arab israeli war
the arabs managed to advance deep into israeli territory
but they still lost because Islamic Exellence™
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Also I fell asleep to a shooter iceberg video (don't laugh) and had a few dreams.
One was this weird school I was walking around, and someone I won't mention was there reading some book that turned out to be a manifesto written by Santa. I'll add more details about the school at the end of this
Then I was late to a culinary class, which I've dreamed about before where the teacher makes us push furniture into the class. When I got in, he was teaching us about Dylan Roof and I had a marshmallow and one of those clear gel candles. I kept dunking the marshmallow in to layer the wax/gel over it and then ate it and it tasted bad.

Before that, I was on the bus with some old friends and a few of them borrowed my sketchbook, which was routine, and gave it back at the end of the ride. I was walking with my ex and talking about how I wanted to buy a new sketchbook for them to use, and she seemed upset and I realized it was because I was never that excited to buy shit for her. I went to this weird booth in the school to buy one and on my way there were these zoo exhibits with mini mountains for the animals, and they could just walk out onto the floor with everyone and I pet one. This is when the previous parts happened
After the school portion, I was driving a truck around a shallow lake with a video about Audrey Hale playing in the background, and Supermega was in the truck with me for some reason making fun of her.
We got to a point where we couldn't drive through the water, and now instead of a truck I had to ride a large cat back to shore. We got to another deep spot and the cat ran off and got stuck in the water. It was now a normal house cat and made it to a log, but there were two dogs trying to get to it and I was running on this dock full of obstacles trying to yell at the dogs to fuck off. I woke up before I could rescue it
 
a few days ago i had a dream about an alternate version of the 1948 arab israeli war
the arabs managed to advance deep into israeli territory
but they still lost because Islamic Exellence™
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map for ref
Can't remember the name of it, but there's an alternate history book where the arabs actually win the war, but then the neighboring shitslam countries still just fuck Palestine to death anyway.
I've heard it's pretty popular among Israelis as a "you will never be a real nation" type book
 
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Can't remember the name of it, but there's an alternate history book where the arabs actually win the war, but then the other shitslam countries still just fuck Palestine to death anyway.
I've heard it's pretty popular among Israelis
given how arabs like killing each other for no reason if a palestinian state did come into existence it (or it's neighbors) would find a way to start killing each other
 
given how arabs like killing each other for no reason if a palestinian state did come into existence it (or it's neighbors) would find a way to start killing each other
NOOOOOO THAT'S NOT WHAT THE WHOLESOME QUEERS ON TIKTOK TOLD ME SHUT UP NAZI
 
Can't remember the name of it, but there's an alternate history book where the arabs actually win the war, but then the neighboring shitslam countries still just fuck Palestine to death anyway.
I've heard it's pretty popular among Israelis as a "you will never be a real nation" type book
i think it's חומה ומסגד
again idk if that's the book i haven't read it
 
given how arabs like killing each other for no reason if a palestinian state did come into existence it (or it's neighbors) would find a way to start killing each other
Arabs kill each other for fun. The only thing they enjoy more is oil money and since palestine doesn't have any large oil reserves they would definitely just kill each other.
 
Arabs kill each other for fun. The only thing they enjoy more is oil money and since palestine doesn't have any large oil reserves they would definitely just kill each other.
God: Go bring people the good word so they can be saved because I love all of you
Muhammad: INSHALLAH KILL THE NON BELIEVERS God HATES THEM ALL
Muslims: lol fuck you dirty muslim die
 
given how arabs like killing each other for no reason if a palestinian state did come into existence it (or it's neighbors) would find a way to start killing each other
i mean judging by this propaganda poster i don't think they wanted to create a palestinian state
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they just wanted to split the land up for theirselves
 
dummybabble volume 1
I had a dream I was on an airplane and everyone else started joking about having a disorder (I think it was tourettes) and because of that once the flight started they started doing spastic dummyed shit like shaking their hands above their head making dummy SFX,
After that the instructor told us (there were like 15 of us) to be silent for a min and said "whats funny?" to all of us, but nobody could shut up and everyone started laughing hysterically about FPE and the name 'miss circle' and the pack of digestives that had miss circle on it (not Oreos), after the laughter died down we all tried to keep it dead quiet but me and some person next to me couldnt hold in laughing because the entertainment panel on the back of the seat infront of me looked like miss circle,
and then it came to flying a plane and I just kept on crashing into the floor and respawning like a flight simulator and my flight partner wouldnt shut up about FPE.
 
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I had this recurring dream as a kid:
I was in my house, and I saw this owl-mascot with grenade bandoliers in some fake looking clouds (I'm pretty sure it was from adult swim). Then my house exploded, and I moved on to my dad's parents house. I always unwrapped a sucker and threw the wrapper on the ground, and I'd get chastised for it being a fire hazard. Then, the fire alarm would go off, but it was just an intercom saying something like "grenade detected." Then, that house would blow up.
Finally, it would repeat at my mom's parent's house.
There was one time, after my mom's father passed away (freemason btw) that the dream ended with me hiding in a room in my mom's parents house, and the owl crashed into a window instead of bombing the house, and I haven't had those dreams since.
Bump I'm pretty sure my freemason grandfather MK Ultra'd me somehow and I can't be convinced otherwise
 
Don't make fun of me for this.
I was using my computer and I saw something attached to it. It looked like one of the lamps where it has the flexible stem but it had a light bulb in it, and it had a mac logo on it. I looked over at the computer tower and there was a screen built into it. The screen looked "older", and the bottom bar with all the icons was cut off, and there was windows showing images of Soytan all over it. I have no idea why.
Event horizon
 
Really foggy dream, but I was working some weird job and I remember getting ready to go in before being stopped in front of some plastic make-shift clean-room type thing. They sent me off to the side and there were these bowls of tiny mushrooms that I had to crush up in a mortar in pestle. I also remember that the mortar was this umbrella/mushroom shape, so you'd scoop up the powder in it and then we had to snort it. I understood it as some kind of preventive measure for some disease.
I also kept snorting it without closing one nostril.
 
Several dreams where I woke up and my room was on fire and was afraid to fall asleep again.
One where I lived on this hill with a stream in the back and I saw two bears, 3-4 wolves with them, and then noticed my tiny dog running around with them.
I opened the door to yell for my dog, but then the rest snuck out and I couldn't get them in.
As I was yelling for them, the pack of wolves and bears walked up to my door and just looked at me calmly.
I realized I was dreaming, so I just woke myself up. I didn't even wake up, I just entered a dream where I was "home" (not actually my house) and I went to check on my dogs and they were okay. I also couldn't turn on the lights because I couldn't raise my arms that high.

Had a dream about her. One part where I was certain it wasn't a dream, and then a part where I noticed it was a dream and didn't care
 
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