GTA 6

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

>DURR HURR HURR FUGGIN INCEL THIS GAME IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL HAVE SEX
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what if her cunt took over the internet
what if they made a law that all men had to see her cunt on the internet
what if they forced our kids to get exposed to her cunt on the internet?!?
I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS FICTIONAL WORLD I JUST CREATED IN MY MIND!!

 

[Sloppyjakky]

what if her cunt took over the internet
what if they made a law that all men had to see her cunt on the internet

my dih would fall off

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

>All in all the game seems like a boring life simulator version of RDR2 meant for dummys with no imagination.

They want to appeal to the realism and rp crowd. It's just gta second life.

 

[Yurijak]

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Luv me the trend of games that look much better in the trailer than in reality.

Still looks alright ngl but yeah

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

They want to appeal to the realism and rp crowd. It's just gta second life.

Average FiveM caca:



(seriously though why are FiveM dummys like this? Why do they take being a virtual 7-Eleven clerk so seriously, go outside and do it where you won't be doing it FOR FREE)

 

[Apeson]

this might be the first AAA game in a while that sucks not because it's full of leftist bullshit, but because it's just plain boring and bad. Of course the noob masses who will buy it don't care, but i probably won't be playing this game if it releases in this state.

 

[Idkchud]

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now put a funny muscular gray man face on it

 

[Buck Breaker]

12 years of development btw. with two delays. This game is gonna be painfully mid.

and the goyim will still buy it

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

this might be the first AAA game in a while that sucks not because it's full of leftist bullshit, but because it's just plain boring and bad. Of course the noob masses who will buy it don't care, but i probably won't be playing this game if it releases in this state.

and the goyim will still buy it

At least it's better than Mindseye, lmao

 

[shipment]

Gentile shit.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

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Luv me the trend of games that look much better in the trailer than in reality.

I just realized a huge reason for why the new build looks so much worse is that ray-traced global illumination seems to be disabled. Notice how there's hues of orange and red bleeding into the top screenshot whereas the bottom screenshot seems to be ignoring the hues of the sunlight altogether. I'm not sure if they're limiting it to PS5 Pro users or PC as they couldn't figure out how to get the base PS5 to do ray tracing while running the rest of the game at an acceptable framerate, but it sure is strange.

For context, here's a comparison of RTGI being enabled and disabled in the PS5 version of GTA V (top is without, bottom is with). Probably the best idea we can get of RTGI's effects given that this is also a game on RAGE running on PS5:

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

At least it's better than Mindseye, lmao

Mindseye would've been great hadn't those bigoted spies kept trying to sabotage Leslie Benzies' magnum opus

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

Gentile shit.

Thanks for saying what everyone said zillions of times. This game is for goy cattle. We know. Now stop posting useless comments.

 

[shipment]

Thanks for saying what everyone said zillions of times. This game is for goy cattle. We know. Now stop posting useless comments.

Goyslop.

 

[YellowLee]

someone should dox strauss zelnick and his rabbi and spread it across the internet
>doxing strauss zelnick and his rabbi

 

[Idkchud]

>Thanks for saying what everyone said zillions of times. This game is for goy cattle. We know. Now stop posting useless comments.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

GTA 6 extended reveal was very mid. Graphics are okayish but I'm pretty sure they're still nerfed from the older trailers. The entire vertical slice was just poorly thought out in general. I have no idea of how the game is going to feel because the entire thing is just story cutscenes, interactive story cutscenes larping as gameplay, and SO MANY QTES like what year is it. I do not care about helping some crazy lady get ready for a party and sit and watch shitty TV while drinking beer, if I wanted to do that I'd do that in real life. All of the gunplay shown just uses aimbot-tier autoaim so I can't even tell how the shooting will be either.

My thoughts on the writing from the Lucia prologue haven't changed. I really don't like the dialogue is written, it has this cheap Netflix drama aura to it, there's no rawness at all. Lucia and Jason don't really have any chemistry either, I wouldn't know a thing about relationships but I feel like an actual couple would have a bit more banter between them. They also do some really dummyed things too, like when the cops show up in the first segment why are they still using the elevator TAKE THE STAIRS ffs. Last segment is a ripoff of Die Hard, much like how GTA V ripped off large chunks of Heat (especially for the armored truck heist).

Honestly what I enjoyed most about the preview was the racing footage. I guess this says more about how awful new racing games are but it looks like a better racing game than most recent dedicated racing games.

Also holy shit Jason's voice is so spergy and Corpse Husband-tier fake deep they made him for the foid audience of RDR2 that only played the game to schlick their bean to Arthur Morgan

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

 

[PRINCE VEGETA]

buy this game instead

 

[George Humphreys]

Okay the game is saved