i failed a college class lol

[pig]

it was the 4-hour weekly "film" class i had to take for part of my degree evendoe it wasn't in my major. i know i should feel bad for being a dummyed fuck, but i don't. because i passed the macroeconomics class (from the same semester) with flying colors and nearly zero effort put in.

i really tried to get through it at first, but it wasn't worth the trouble after a while. not when you have to spend 4 miserable hours watching & discussing Juno the teen pregnancy film, with a later assignment of problematic tropes in The Godfather.

typically i don't act as dummyed irl as i do on here, but some people in that class were... beyond me. some pooner was like "I'M RECLAIMING THIS SLUR - AS AN ARO-ACE, I'M A cacaOT!" during a snca lecture about rhetoric. not to mention these noobs really think Project2025 was going to happen (LOL)

so yeah i'll pay it back over the summer. $650 i think. but being a wageslave has more meaning than going to that shitshow.

 

[shekel]

not really no
the closest thing ive had to even some form of an "asset" was like... $40 worth of silver quarters i sold a few years ago
which
i regret it because they're like $120 in value now due to the melt value

Become a welfare queen and get on disability NOW.

 

[pig]

Become a welfare queen and get on disability NOW.

but i aint black you see
so uncle sam won't help poor noob-hatin me

 

[Keyed zaryan]

not really no
the closest thing ive had to even some form of an "asset" was like... $40 worth of silver quarters i sold a few years ago
which
i regret because they're like $120 in value now due to the melt value

You have no savings? Not to be too negative or anything, but with no bank account and your parents not having saved a couple thousand usd at least for you during your childhood, you're in a pretty bad spot man.

 

[supernigga]

but i aint black you see
so uncle sam won't help poor noob-hatin me

I genuinely recoiled at this post imagining your cacaot ass snickering typing this

 

[shekel]

but i aint black you see
so uncle sam won't help poor noob-hatin me

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I insincerely advanced at this post observing your straggot mouth frowning speaking this.

 

[Apeson]

I genuinely recoiled at this post imagining your cacaot ass snickering typing this

I just had a realistic panic attack upon seeing that post. Biblically accurate angels started levitating around me as last memories of my dear Funko pop toys started flashing through my mind. But then I remembered white people haven't yet paid reparations to POC so I came back to life thank fauci.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

but i aint black you see
so uncle sam won't help poor noob-hatin me

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@GuardianZet
Tell this noob your welfare tactics

 

[shekel]

but i aint black you see
so uncle sam won't help poor noob-hatin me

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Autism is considered a lifelong disability, and SSI payouts are $900-$1000 a month, so it might be a good move to get on it.

 

[pig]

Autism is considered a lifelong disability, and SSI payouts are $900-$1000 a month, so it might be a good move to get on it.

ill see
i heard you can technically have a job while on that
but your income cant exceed like minimum-wage tier shit
so i'd scale back hours
and be a hustler in a trailer park

 

[supernigga]

I just had a realistic panic attack upon seeing that post. Biblically accurate angels started levitating around me as last memories of my dear Funko pop toys started flashing through my mind. But then I remembered white people haven't yet paid reparations to POC so I came back to life thank fauci.

Tfw you're about to meet tung tung tung God but then you remeber filthy crackers still haven't been totally wiped out yet

 

[Apeson]

and be a hustler in a trailer park

Just make sure to stay sreal womang enough to overpower the average pajeet in case one attempts to rape you noob.

 

[shekel]

Most jobs pay you by depositing on your bank account unless they're commiting some kind of tax fraud. Get one noob.

>assuming xhe has a job

 

[shekel]

Just make sure to stay sreal womang enough to overpower the average pajeet in case one attempts to rape you noob.

He can throw a monitor lizard to use as a distraction

 

[Apeson]

He can throw a monitor lizard to use as a distraction

Goot catches it first then it's gg

 

[shekel]

Make sure you eat atleast 2 eggs a day and walk 20k steps/day you'll be in shape in no time, won't grow any muscles but it'll bring that muscles you have in top condition
If you feel cravings don't ingore them, if you're active that's your body letting you know it needs nutrients

noob if he walked 20k steps a day he would waste away

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Just, take another different class in summer to compensate or some shit. Don't give up your studies over this shit.

This, it's better that it's some gen ed and not a mandatory class for your degree. Just find something that has optional lectures and at most a discussion section that you have to do online or something

 

[pig]

noob if he walked 20k steps a day he would waste away

Spoiler: trvthnuke time

i hope you know that the cemented stereotypes associated with homosexuals are meant to subvert people into compliance.

a BMI of 17 will raise more eyebrows than a BMI of 47 for most medical professionals, especially when observed in young men.
being able to live off of 1,200 calories a day for years is a sign of "anorexia", and less dependence on external resources (while sipping fuel essentially) can be a risk
"hypermasculinity" is frowned upon now, just as being "meek" and "shy" still are. there is no way out.
high aptitude will only be awarded if you accept the narratives commonly driven in technical fields, regardless of your skills.

yeah i could go on, but those on top want men to be half-sentient slaves who literally cannot fend for themselves without the "luxuries" provided by modern life as a privilege.

 

[swaggrz]

embrace being a NEET like gigachad himself and me because I am actually the big buff gray man

 

[CX2]

embrace being a NEET like gigachad himself and me because I am actually the big buff gray man
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being a neet and doing drugs is aryan

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

embrace being a NEET like gigachad himself and me because I am actually the big buff gray man
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highest quality video you can post in doll's shroom