Itt: Post your random thoughts

[angkar]

i want to rape people badly

 

[pig]

I pronounce "elite" as "e-light" even when it's incorrect because it sounds cooler

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Jeffrey Epstein rhymes with hefty & obscene. How could we have not known?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

"You can just do things" cacaots when I kill their family:
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[Juaco_2]

Also some sheboon said I looked like Rodrick at school and I'm pretty sure she thought I couldn't hear her

Women love to talk shit about people when theyre in an earshot or like 5 feet away, they're either dummyed and think it works like that because they watched too many Disney XD shows or they're trying to piss off something they pretend they like so they can gossip about more drama to their equally toxic friendgroup.

i itched my bumhole

mfw your butthole starts getting itchy because you've wiped it 20 times and there's still poop on

 

[Zonky]

My hand smells like tater tots

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why does aldi always have beers you've never heard of in your life, but God forbid you want Modelo.

 

[Herpes Trout]

Why does aldi always have beers you've never heard of in your life, but God forbid you want Modelo.

That reminds me I went to Wal-Mart a year and a half ago and saw a Family Guy merch baseball cap that had the Pawtucket Brewery Patriot Ale logo thingy on it.

I thought it was super cool for some reason but never bought it

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

How noobs genuinely felt saying "smh my head" in 2015: [pirate writing with a quill image]

 

[Zonky]

real mfs when you beat the shit out of them with a turkey baster

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Making a documentary about how weed causes dopamine deficiency just so I can title it "Reefer Sadness"

 

[shipment]

Making a mockumentary about the weed documentary discussed above where I just read off the script in a mocking, mumbling stoner voice while loudly snorting and coughing.

 

[shipment]

#They are making my right shoulder really sore right now.

 

[shipment]

I'm just a random quirk chungus in a conservative bigoted world...

 

[grimmki]

foids irl are draining my energy all the time foids need to leave mi alone

 

[shipment]

Pro-Tip: If you're downloading YouTube videos and experiencing rate-limiting and bot check errors, switch to a UK VPN. Ever since it became a little privacy-invading shithole literally every UK VPN has had next to no traffic.

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

Flesh is so imperfect.

 

[shipment]

Flesh is so imperfect.

r/showerthoughts

 

[Herpes Trout]

Flesh is so imperfect.

You could’ve said some cool shit like:

“humans really aren’t all that perfect— like I feel we could be more bio-engineered to be more efficient at being animals if we had octopus eyes or somethin’ since octopuses have good vision.”

But then you just went with that Reddit ass commentary “Ooooh flesh is so imperfect I’m a stupid little smug pseudointellectual”

Fuck you noob, your bit isn’t even funny— you’re not even fucking funny. You just make the same damn threads over ‘n over again with no real use for the site. You should be disappointed in yourself in the fact that one of the only times you actually tried to speak your mind— it was this Redditor ass opinion.

Kill yourself.

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

You could’ve said some cool shit like:

“humans really aren’t all that perfect— like I feel we could be more bio-engineered to be more efficient at being animals if we had octopus eyes or somethin’ since octopuses have good vision.”

But then you just went with that Reddit ass commentary “Ooooh flesh is so imperfect I’m a stupid little smug pseudointellectual”

Fuck you noob, your bit isn’t even funny— you’re not even fucking funny. You just make the same damn threads over ‘n over again with no real use for the site. You should be disappointed in yourself in the fact that one of the only times you actually tried to speak your mind— it was this Predditor ass opinion.

Kill yourself.

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