Itt: Post your random thoughts

[grimmki]

must be nice in mongolia not having to interact with these people outside every single day

It's calming but noobs like Japanese shit

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

Talking to discord noobs is like actual hell I speak facts like Japan sucks and real womenme is epi specifically one piece and noobs post ironic tiktok reaction images instead of actually saying anything of value

Vell no fakin shit mane

 

[CX2]

the white race is a noob i fuck black indian pussy yo

 

[CX2]

 

[Lootki]

 

[grimmki]

noobs on Normie internet are so stupid you say any take that isn't Deltareal woman is literally a masterpiece and has no flaws and will call it rage bait I'm pretty sure it's considered a thought terminating cliche but idk I'm not a smart noob but it's so dummyed

No wants to refute what the you say besides posting dummyed reaction images

 

[CX2]

noobs on Normie internet are so stupid you say any take that isn't Deltareal woman is literally a masterpiece and has no flaws and will call it rage bait I'm pretty sure it's considered a thought terminating cliche but idk I'm not a smart noob but it's so dummyed

No wants to refute what the you say besides posting dummyed reaction images

people are like this too irl which is why i hate talking with people every time i get to say something even something i think they'd like such as whatever 67 skibidi noob thing its some reddit come back spewed at me or a quirky heckin tiktok reaction but like irl or whatever dood its really annoying i dont like it

 

[FloydTech]

noobs on Normie internet are so stupid you say any take that isn't Deltareal woman is literally a masterpiece and has no flaws and will call it rage bait I'm pretty sure it's considered a thought terminating cliche but idk I'm not a smart noob but it's so dummyed

No wants to refute what the you say besides posting dummyed reaction images

 

[Nvtral]

No wants to refute what the fuck you say besides posting dummyed reaction images

i mean yeah normies are afraid to actually have opinions, they are afraid to speak up and get looked at weirdly. but dont confuse their opposites with people who are autodivergent and actually seek to be weird, these noobs are just screaming for attention.
the true thinkers of this era and opposites of normies are the people in the soiboi forum and thats it

 

[CX2]

this is me btw

https://twitter.com/x/status/2091507340507808218

 

[Sloppyjakky]

HE'S REAL

 

[Nvtral]

>discordians when you actually want to have a back and forth conversation and not just sending porn and dummyed nonsensical humour

 

[Idkchud]

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While on Kway specifically, for all its history, all instances of KYM filenames, along with historical revisionism, were heavily pushed against. Historical accounts, especially those online, are quite narrow minded, even this one, per-say. Sites such as the Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Know Your Meme, were “hubs” of “internet history”. The people that ran these sites though, and the people that published the articles, were often times known to have heavily slanted views, and a propensity to omit certain major details. A part of this could be because the author was absent from the events being told, making it a 2nd hand account, and this would be further exemplified by the bias in presenting the history, which can lean into bizarre political propagandizing. Their Israel funded meme history is shallow, vacuous, insipid, and insincere. All of these qualities, if you remember, are the qualities that make up a soyboy. That makes the nature of why Soyjak spammers would harass a site like Know Your Meme, make perfect sense. Know Your Meme was filled with weak, weasly, disgusting little liar slave critters, while soyjak spammers were sreal womang, brilliant, and cunning; they were fighting and winning against the most oppressive and far left censorship known to man, the 4cuck moderation staff, a site like KYM was seen as a backwater in comparison. https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3459189/
In all actuality, this was much less a war, and more an exertion of dominance over a vastly weaker, morally corrupt force that haughtily proclaims itself an authority. This massive success for /qa/nons against KYM was simply a matter of course, a reflection of the growing raiding culture that was rapidly developing on Kway. Often times, threads would occasionally be made solely to advertise raids on other boards or sites, which was a practice the moderation staff didn’t like to say the least. This culminated in near constant raiding on at least one board at any given time by at least one person, and several famous large scale cross-board raids, such as the one on [esfores]:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4452601/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4452640/
and the legendary moment that ended kway, the Lgbt raid.
Though these raids were either in self defense against the forces of evil, or to make a moral point, of course, this behavior increased the animosity of the We*b Mafia, who began organizing again on Jaypee, ota-ch, and kissu to destroy Kway once and for all, and with it, love, beauty, truth, and justice.
It came to be, in January of 2021, after many years of cultivating my shitposting etiquette, and refining my trolling insticts, I ascended into an unbannable state of being, able to evade permabans, rangebans, hashbans, and systembans without registering that they even occurred. I was already quite the hooligan already, but at that point I was a full blown hoodlum. I would then use this unimaginable power to make some of the lowest quality posts possible on the Television and Film board.

On Cobson:​

On the sixth of June, 2021, Cobson, originally known as Jacobson, was birthed into existence. Revealed on both the Sharty and Kway, but my memory fails me on which one was first, since I barely gave much attention to the Sharty, since it’s a datamining site. Cobson was the cob on the corn; a gem without peer.
It was apparent to all that Cobson was a glistening gem of the highest grade, which is why to no surprise, when the Satanic pedophile elite saw such a sublime specimen, in their anger they did as they can only do: imitate and corrupt. They gathered up the most vantablack brimestone straight from the depths of noobhell itself, and molded it into a warped facsimile. This derivative digital doppelganger became known as Spadeson, the most forced coal ever spammed in Kway history. This was in hindsight another of the many signs of what was to come, which was the deletion of Kway. The intent was clear rather early, to psyop Cobson into being viewed as either; 1: a slut for B(T, in reality)BP, or 2: coal. Of course, it was pretty obvious what was happening, so even after the immense effort that went into such a campaign, and an unnaturally large amount of vantablack Spadeson edits being generated seemingly out of thin air in a shitoko short amount of time, Cobson’s innate gemness outshone the attempts of the We*b Mafia, the CIA, the real woman discord, Mossad, and the jannies, thwarting their combined pitiful attempt at destroying a gem. And spreading the most slanderous claims about Cobson, such as saying: “HWABASFB(T, in reality)BP”, which is completely unfounded and lacks any peer reviewed credibility.
However, one might argue, as I have seen proclaimed, that Cobson, falling under IAS, is a Soyboy, and therefore loves eating bugs, drinking Soylent, believing Science™ and all the other pozzed things of this world; that Spadeson is therefore the natural by-product it existing, creating a contradiction in character..
In the last period of Kway’s existence, its culture had rapidly advanced to such a state that the rest of the internet was at least a decade behind it. Specifically, Leebaiting and Leeposting has become ritualized to a potent degree at that point, which was likely a premonition. All of Kway itself a ceremonial ground for refining potent jewjew. It is no exaggeration to say that Kway was churning a memetic potion with the power to alter reality itself. Many times, if a thread got a certain number of replies, images and posts with seemingly zero relevance to the topic would be made. Regardless of the intent, whether done out of butthurt, or for comedic purposes, this typically signalled the end of lower level dialectics in the thread, and initiated the transfer of discussion to a more abstract form which facilitated the rapid growth of culture that kway experience. Though nowadays I consider no site, not even the modern Sharty, to hold that state of culture, likely done on purpose, so I consider the death of Kway to be a cultural regression, but that of course was the intent behind those that did so. All manner of irrelevant memes were created, either naturally or artificially, and in the mix of contributions, a smorgasbord of both sides of the spectrum became lost with Kway vanishing, too many to even bother counting; they were born on Kway, and then died on Kway, never venturing forth out of that board, unless brought along in raids elsewhere.

George Droyd:​

George Droyd is the rebuilding of notorious pregnant woman robber and counterfeit $20 holder, George Floyd, who died of a fent overdose with a knee on his neck in March of 2020, shortly after the NWO plandemic was forced onto the populace. The origins of George Droyd comes from an edit from Vee of a death screen from the 2021 real woman game, Cruelty Squad, in which was wrote: “Divine breath severed; you are a flesh automaton animated by fentanyl”. This being the genesis of the concept of a fent reactor.
Gem and Coal:
I don’t really have much to say on this, other than: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4492217/
Higurashi BBP/BWP/TBP spam:
running concurrent to the ending of Kway, almost like a signal, the We*b Mafia began strange and aggressive raids on Kway, forcing the most vantablack brimstone you could imagine. It was identified to actually come from Jaypee itself, and not the spinoffs
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153 (prophetic)
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/36593948#p36595929
Which is curious considering what would happen just a couple months later.
https://https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/hi%20%2Fqa%2F/desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203690/
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5207747
Horrid We*b Mafia spam like Ongezellig, spadeson, chudjak, Hazbin Hotel, and the new wave of Leebait were from this O7 groups, protected by the moderation as always.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4093003/
With all these raids going out, they likewise invited all sorts of raids during the years of 2020 and 2021, like the We*b Mafia raids I mentioned earlier, and also the /leftypol/ raids, which were heavily focused on Teevee.

 

[CX2]

i mean yeah normies are afraid to actually have opinions, they are afraid to speak up and get looked at weirdly. but dont confuse their opposites with people who are autodivergent and actually seek to be weird, these noobs are just screaming for attention.
the true thinkers of this era and opposites of normies are the people in the soiboi forum and thats it

the people that try to be weird arent even any different from normies & are even accepted by them in most cases i feel like they just do weird shit like they're scenekids or trans

 

[Idkchud]

W

On ACK!:​

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162180879/
It was the end of July, 2021 I believe, and I must have originally saw the hanging real womanjak within the first day, or at least week that it was created and posted on Kway. I was a bit late on the draw, but after another week or two, I diverted my attention to goings on in Kway to spam the ones I saw and saved on Teevee. I was doing this with such fervor up to and a little after Kway itself got deleted. I don’t really remember much of it though, it was like I was in a trance-like haze, I got so into it. I was unbannable at that time of course; I could create new threads in under a minute, each from a different IP. At some point I created ACKposting, which I do remember was originally URK!, since that caused someone to post Steve Urkel from Family Matters. ACKquoting was equally as humurous, since one of the first times I attempted it, someone pointed out that “it makes no sense for someone to commit suicide mid-sentence”. After realizing the comedic absurdity of this observation, I kept doing it, and it became a part of soyquoting.
I will admit however that there was likely a subconcious influence in using ACK; Leebaiters and weabs on Kway would occasionally refer to a user named ACK. ACK/Sean was a boogeyman poster, similar to Barry or ACcaca, that was “attacking” a tripcaca that went by Akemi. ACK apparently posted on You, the yuri board, Ayy, and was a frequent poster in the Genshin Impact generals on Veegee. I’m rather dubious to this overall narrative though since I only found this out by digging through the archives, and the claims of Sean somehow rivaling Lee in power is too far fetched to take seriously, leading me to consider him a semi-fictious boogeyman. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/102530668/#102567087
Either way, after all that shitposting, and the reality of Kway being deleted, I stopped really caring about Teevee because discussion was rapidly declining in quality due to the /leftypol/ raids, no one was making new memes, and paid shills were most of the board at that point. All of those points could be said about all of 4chan after the deletion of Kway.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5047714/
There is so much regarding the history of Kway that I could likely write double, maybe even triple of what has already been written, filling in all sorts of small yet delightful details. However, this project is somewhat time sensitive, and I am already rather behind. I feel satisfied with this much of the compiled history, so I will leave it at that. With that said, I will now move on to describe how Kway became locked, and the events that precipitated it.

The Deletion of Kway​

In late 2021, Kway was rapidly accelerating in usage, and users of Kway were rapidly gaining more and more power as they refined the techniques of Soyjak spam. Culturally, it was already at least a decade ahead of anywhere else on the Internet. A master makes work look like play, and rides shitoko mist; ascending, he vanishes beyond sight. Such prosperity and success in such a short span of time did cause a lot of anxiousness in the user base, theorizing of a possible counterattack from the moderation staff, to reassert their wicked grasp over 4chan, and further the plans of their maleficent masters. This would eventually culminate into an event that was prophesied a year earlier.

Operation Clean Stable:​

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153 (prophetic)
It was the tail end of 2020, the satan worshipping pedophile elite have fully lost their stranglehold over Kway, and as a consequence, Soyjak spamming teenagers had the freedom to challenge their evil dominion over humanity. This realization on their end began the birth of a malevolent plan sporadically proclaimed by schizophrenics in deleted or buried threads. The ball was in their court, they were planning a retaliation to stabalize what was once an overlooked and forgotten board on a real womenme website. This was the prophecy of the end of Kway, known as Operation Clean Stable.
It began as a lone schizophrenic claiming that Lee, or the person impersonating Lee, was in a secret agreement with the moderation staff with the intent of foiling the soyjak spammers, and restore their corrupted dominion over Kway. This was originally derided as nonsensical schizobabble, mostly due to the prevailing, yet highly controversial theory at that time, that the real Lee no longer posted, and whoever was mimicking his posts was also the one posting the Leebait. Over the year, right up until the deletion of kway, individuals made inquiries into this concept of Operation Clean Stable, and what was uncovered far exceeded what was originally claimed. This revelatory aspect of Operation Clean Stable will be detailed in my Aftermath section, due to its extreme nature.
There was an adept pedoweab schizomancer that haunted Kway since 2017, who conjured up a powerful curse over Kway. He was sent to take over Kway by the command of his evil masters, who are known to shapeshift, fabricate elections, hoard gold, control Hollywood, control the banks, and poison the tap water. Though weabs would never conquer Kway, they would inflict the most depraved afflictions over the denizens of that board; through the production and proliferation of spinoff sites, producing the most vantablack brimestome conceivable, subverting all that is good and just through constant falseflagging, and by enacting Operation Clean Stable, they could hold Kway hostage, and the Illuminated Masters would have one less group resisting their oppressive rule over mankind.
The ending of kway came on November 3rd, 2021, when a small band of posters spontaneously decided to raid Lgbt. Lgbt was the antithesis of everything good and just, and was arguably the most soy board on 4trans, since soy and HRT is connected to making people pledge allegiance to Israel, eat bugs, get vaccines, and believe in Science™. Moot, the Jewish cuck-a-duck, made it because of Dark State influence. As a result, Lgbt was the most heavily protected board on all of 4cuck, even more than Jaypee, the We*b Mafia motherboard itself. Lgbt was antipode to everything Kway was, and the zenith for everything 4trans was warping itself into.
It happened after I went to bed, but evidence shows the entire catalog was flooded with real womanjaks, and apparently remained that way for several hours, an incredibly impressive feat for a board with a userbase as large and protected as Lgbt. This raid has caused one confirmed death by suicide to a janitor. This act of raw passion, of great spectacle, of pure defiance, caused a seethe of such exceeding malice from the moderation team, that later that morning, all threads besides the sticky and the approved gossip thread were deleted, and the board of Kway was placed under permanent lock. No news of this decision was publicized and no declaration of grievances were given. Like that, the voices of the free were silenced, and the dark shadow of tyranny reigned unopposed over 4chan. The prophecy of Operation Clean Stables was fully realized.
With it done, all the complementing and conflicting elements of Kway were forever banished: pepe spammers, soijak "schizos", anti-/pol/ astroturfers, vtuber scum, Aspie necrobumpers, barneycaca obsessed proxyteens, Gabu/Satania dummys, sneed ESLs, FOTM copypasta reply spammers, yellow fever Yeji cacaots, Chino pedos, /lgbt/ reposters, the boymoder real woman, off topic anime posters, both onions party and pissu spinoff peasants, #qa IRC mutants, unfunny /s4s/ tourists, desu spamming /bant/ tourists, e-celeb posting /v/ tourists, annoying forced meme /tv/ tourists, newcaca constantly begging for new boards, spinoff dummys trying to force swedish win, daily ritual thread posters, tourists from moved threads, bunkerchan baiters, gay ERPers, Tomoko avatarcaca, banned whiners, mod bootlickers, KYMjak spammers, onions duelists, Operation Clean Stable schizos, tourists complaining about something on another board, "bee bee sea" filter evaders, posters purposely trying to get banned, though posters, /nah/ blogposters, test posters, newcaca pretending to be oldcaca, and metacaca. With kway locked, this history comes to a finale, but the remants of Kway all persist, although fractured, to this very day. The events that transpired on that shitty board everyone forgot about having profound consequences, and the site of 4chan is now wholly captive to the whims of an insidious, smothering force. A simple look at its decrepit, withered form today proves this statement true.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3792910/
There was a myriad of memes and events; uncountable threads across all the boards of 4chan involving the exploits of Kway posters. While I personally consider this entire account so far rather shallow, and in no way was Kway done proper justice in this telling. In all honesty I believe I haven’t even covered a quarter of everything related to Kway in typing out this history. I hope at the very least this has preserved some moral lesson for you, the reader, to gleam from it, or maybe not, I don’t know. If you think everything so far was crazy, then you’re in for a treat if you continue reading.

 

[Idkchud]

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The Aftermath:​

What is here is a collection of secrets that over the years I have been privy to, either by being told directly or through observation. I share them now, in this specific document, to inform, to provide a cheap spectacle, and maybe even convey a lesson to whoever can interpret one out of what will be told.
This contains and explains the context of soyjaks and the totality of imageboard culture.
What this was intended to be originally was a conclusionary paragraph or two alluding to such things as the Sharty, and commenting on how low energy and stagnate imageboards in general have become. That is what it was supposed to be, until a certain event on a certain imageboard incited me to anger greatly, and caused me to undertake an operation of significant magnitude. So now I will reveal a portion of my secrets on a most evil matter, things which isn’t Kway, but is very much related to it.
To preface this section itself, when I originally began to undertake this project of assembling a history of Kway, I wasn’t quite sure what information I was going to put in this section, despite inherently knowing that such a section is needed as a closing for this historical account. In that state of profound ignorance, I presumed that this would be a short conclusionary paragraph or two, alluding to things such as the Sharty, and commenting on how low energy and stagnate I perceive the current internet culture to be. Since that initial idea, what I have uncovered is of such a nature that I feels it’s time to reveal a portion of my secrets. Therefore, what I first imagined would be the smallest and most insignificant portion of this history, will be the most explosive, extensive and the most impactful. Drawing on all the background knowledge that I have gone over in all the previous parts, I am now able to begin on this most hidden and evil of topics; that which is beyond kway, and post kway.
I feel obligated to include this whole section with this document because I am one of the few dozen or so people on earth who can properly relay these events, and maybe the only one willing to do so. All of what is revealed here happened as a side-effect when I first started to compile the history of the Kway, and is therefore not necessarily tied to kway, but exists in the dimension that fostered it, and therefore should be known.
To contextualize this story that occurs after Kway, I will have to recount an entire parallel history that ran concurrent with Kway, following 4chan and several other imageboards. This will be the first set of secrets I will reveal.

 

[Lootki]

>discordians when you actually want to have a back and forth conversation and not just sending porn and dummyed nonsensical humour
View attachment 162438

Discordians aren't talkable at all

 

[CX2]

protect cute trans nazi women lol

 

[Nvtral]

the people that try to be weird arent even any different from normies & are even accepted by them in most cases i feel like they just do weird shit like they're scenekids or trans

well yeah but in this day and age the bare minimum of pretending to be weird is enough to actually be seen as different and revolutionary. they're just normies putting on snca labels that they will make their whole personality

 

[CX2]

well yeah but in this day and age the bare minimum of pretending to be weird is enough to actually be seen as different and revolutionary. they're just normies putting on snca labels that they will make their whole personality

wait till i show up in a inflatable dinosaur costume & an ar15 with a dildo on the end of the barrel (all in minecraft of course) then they'll know im the real quirky different one