ITT: We build the definitive Claus hypothetical one sentence at a time.

[Entity68]

Nophono appears and uses the power of the book of literal whos

 

[Fish]

Claus, Charlie Droid and Nophono becomes friends to destroy more Libdummys and Leftists

 

[Lateral]

Together, they surround Stalin, ready to finally settle things.

 

[sage]

Suddenly, Claus squatted down and took a gigantic dump in the name of Bharat

 

[shipment]

Claus inspected his brown reeking work. “HRT und BBC? Das ist sehr gut!”

 

[Lateral]

Stalin knew that there was something special about this turd. He was terrified about the prospect of the ancient Poop Prophecy being fulfilled.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Before then, Stalin started glowing brightly and started floating into the sky

 

[Lateral]

Then, Claus and his allies in unison began shouting:

 

[sage]

"JOSEPH STALIN IS BURNING IN HELL BECAUSE OUR CONTENT IS BETTER"

 

[Lateral]

A strange force began seeping out of their BBCs, floating towards Joseph Stalin.

 

[The Saskatoon pooper]

THE LONDON POOPER POOPS ON DRESDEN AND KILLS THOUSANDS

 

[Jimbot]

and then the massive load somehow forms into the shape of niko from oneshot who picks up the lightbulb and says "this is the sun now" while Claus's bbc army watches in awe and stalin burns even harder because oneshot lore is simply superior goot is still based meursault and cargo can eat the residual dresden poop brraaap

 

[AshkeNazi]

but then he woke up in argentina

 

[Fish]

Where he enjoys the World Cup