ITT: We build the definitive Claus hypothetical one sentence at a time.

[catjakker]

"Finally, a worthy opponent" Stalin proclaims

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

as he whips out his Kalashnikov...

 

[myexdrew]

Claus whips out his BBC....

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

*Duel of the Fates begins playing in the background*

 

[myexdrew]

Claus summons his BBC minions to attack Stalin

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Stalin, swiftly and without much effort, dispatches them with his AK and rushes towards Claus..

 

[myexdrew]

Claus uses his BBC shield to prepare for Stalin's attack

 

[Apolloyon]

Little did Claus know, Stalin has ordered top scientists of the Soviet Union to bring back George Floyd alive all with a robo BBC as a replacement and an arm cannon filled with unlimited amount of rockets. George Droid now rushes towards Claus at Mach 10 speed.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Claus then thought to himself: "What would Claus do?"

 

[supersage]

Claus asks the magic 8ball what he should do

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Question: [B][COLOR=rgb(97, 189, 109)]>ISH VEN GET GOTT IS GOOT EEN GOEDE SNEEUWPOP? RETTET MICH, WAS SOLL ICH TUN? VEN VERKE VON VAKA WAKKA!!!! WAWA!!!!!![/COLOR][/B]

Very doubtful

 

[joachim]

Claus says bloody mary 3 times in front of a mirror

 

[supersage]

bloody mary comes out of the mirror and rapes george droyd because she took something like HRT but instant and it makes you hyper!

 

[Fish]

And then Claus grabbed a shotgun and starts shooting at bloody mary

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

And then Claus grabbed a shotgun and starts shooting at bloody mary

>Bloody Mary has become... Bloodier Mary

 

[Lateral]

But as Claus sighs in relief, George Droyd, lurking behind, puts a hand on him.

 

[joachim]

Droyd starts getting a little too handsy...

 

[Fish]

But Claus managed to hit droyd in the head with a shotgun

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

then charlie droid appears...

 

[Fish]

And Fosgate Robot appears, but gets instantly vaporized by The Kirk Beam