ITT: We make Would you Rather questions

[Lateral]

How it works: At the end of your post, give the below user a choice between two options. Also answer whatever prompt the above user gave you. Failure to do both will result in deportation and rape.

To start: Would you rather instantly age to 70 years or become Indian?

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

I would rather age 70 years instantly

Would you rather be spoon-fed poop for eternity, or get locked in a room with Tyrone ?

 

[QuickSlaughter]

get locked in a room with Tyrone because he has some fried chicken to share

would you rather get quickly slaughtered or be yellow with glee?

 

[Lateral]

I would rather be quickly slaughtered, at least it’s not a slow death.

Would you rather be smart but hideous or beautiful but dummyed?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Smart but hideous
The former because I'm already both of those things.

Would you rather have to wear dentures for the rest of your life or have to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of your life?

 

[Micronesia]

How it works: At the end of your post, give the below user a choice between two options. Also answer whatever prompt the above user gave you. Failure to do both will result in deportation and rape.

To start: Would you rather instantly age to 70 years or become Indian?

What if Im already Indian

 

[Lateral]

What if Im already Indian

if you choose the 70 years you become white.

>Smart but hideous
The former because I'm already both of those things.

Would you rather have to wear dentures for the rest of your life or have to wear a prosthetic leg for the rest of your life?

Prosthetic leg because it looks cooler than dentures.

Would you rather have an egg sandwich or the cure for cancer?

 

[_account]

Egg sandwich because cancer is necessary.

Would you rather carpool with Mongoloigul or Onzikin?

 

[supersage]

I would rather carpool with Mongol because we're both Mongols.

Would you rather shit yourself one time in public, or piss yourself 10 times in private?

 

[Doe]

I would rather carpool with Mongol because we're both Mongols.

Would you rather shit yourself one time in public, or piss yourself 10 times in private?

>Would you rather shit yourself one time in public, or piss yourself 10 times in private?
The latter cause it's both private and easier to clean up

Would you rather your piss always be the consistency of cum or your shit always be the consistency of cum (dehydration isn't a factor)?

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

Shit, piss sounds painful

Would you rather abolish immigrants or abolish women's rights?

 

[Lateral]

I would abolish women’s rights because I would never betray you swaggrz

Would you rather be able to fly at half of your walking speed or be able to dig at twice the speed?

 

[_account]

Dig faster, not even a decision.

Be able to go to the AA meeting or be able to throw poop?

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

throw poop

would you rather have a @GQQT son or have a @Apeson daughter