>Calling 'Cado EPI is such a dummyed take. It dilutes what EPI actually means and trivialize real incidents of grooming. NO ONE has ever been epi'd into finding 'Cado attractive. Anyone saying otherwise is projecting
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September 20th, 2025: My final Saturday working. I had more cereal for breakfast and brewed myself a cup of coffee. James still had his pile of military bags packed in the living room. But I got dressed for work in my green Boy Scouts pants with a belt and a t-shirt. I posted my Biblejak before hopping on the bus to go to work. I got off and saw my task list was pretty easy today. I did my beverage cooler stuff first before I saw Anne and her replacement. Anne didn’t work tomorrow so she told me she was sad to see me leave. I went to work on more tasks like cleaning the windows and sweeping the stairway again. I brewed some coffee for myself while Jesse was in the office and then went on my first break by getting some hazelnut wafers. I dipped the wafers in the coffee and ate them until I got back to work at 11:45am. I cleaned the bathrooms for a second time. I saw Matt talking with Matheus. There was some alcohol being sampled so I took a sample of this lemon flavored 80 proof vodka. I had one sip and then the guy sampling it poured some water into it to show the oily layer rising.
“I do this trick to show that we use real lemons in our vodka!”
I was kind of fucked up after that put I put on a good show of pretending to be sober. One of my tasks was to put meatballs into their bags out in the distant garage. They cost $62.99 for a bag of 5 pounds now, the new owners are absolutely greedy. I watched this new video by Redeemed Zoomer about the worst thing from each denomination. The next video I watched was the 5th of the Josiah tapes where Josiah Munoz revealed it was a prank and Patrick Sean Tomlinson got super angry over the phone. I worked up until 1:30pm when I ordered a prosciutto sandwich for lunch. But Folsade told me I had to pay at the deli, I did that and then went on break while Hill did his tasks. I got back and swept outside but it started to rain so I went back into the distant garage and swept there before finishing up the final Munoz tape. When I went back at 3:16pm, I saw a different type of liquor being sampled in the same style as the cherry, coffee, and cranberry liquor bottles, nocino (black walnut) liquor, I took a shot and felt not as drunk as before. I wrote in my blog more before heading back. With nothing else to do then I started talking with Krystal at the bakery and then the Noahmusic2009 guy. I went on my second break with some of the pomegranate flavored soda on sale and then got off at 4:15pm. I wrote in my blog more until it was 4:45pm, I started with facing and then did all the bathrooms while I heard this one baby screaming. Another teenager with blue dyed hair complimented me on my t-shirt. I went to do the trashes while it started raining again. I talked with Malcolm a bit about me leaving and he wished me good luck. As I was walking upstairs to check the office I heard Tony and Malcolm talking about Ignacio making a crude joke about the Black dishwasher’s wife, I didn’t remember what it was exactly. But Jab told me:
“Good luck at your new job!”
As he was leaving. I took the bus home in the rain and walked back inside. I had a date with the girl I’m seeing at 6:30pm so I set up my Wii and got it hooked up, originally using a VGA to HDMI converter but using normal VGA when I found out there was a port for that. I booted up the Wii and then I got a call from her at 6:55 to let her in. We did that and I guided her in through the rain. We sat down on the couch and made out a bit and then booted up the modded Wii but it was taking forever to update. CTGP had over 65 updates to run so we just switched over to YouTube and we watched 15 minutes of a video about Amberlynn Reid’s relationship with Destiny. After that we went into my bedroom to cuddle and make out. She wanted me to touch her breasts but not take off even her jacket because she had a chemical burn from her skin touching a product that wasn’t good for her. Not a permanent burn but like a temporary rash. She whispered to me:
“I want you.”
And I wanted her too, but the exposed breasts with the shirt on was something I never really found attractive. Like just fully take off your clothes. We went back into the living room to watch the 5th Josiah tape. She couldn’t stop laughing at it while I occasionally fed her grapes to eat. I took some pictures of her (with her clothes all the way back on.) Once the tape was done I walked her back to her car and told me she wished we could get to know more about each other during the date and I told her to get home safe. I sent her the pictures I took and then I took a shower and went to sleep at 10:30pm.

Song of the Day: Live Wire - Mötley Crüe (1981)
 
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Hola my fellow Aryans, Nicolas Joseph Fuentes here, I took over for my hombre GemersonLakeAndPalmer because he's in classes. I wanted to say I am a based gigachad aryan groyper because I rejected Brittany Venti because our kid would only be 1/4 White due to my full Mexican heritage, I am proud to be a gay dummy because Jews are trying to destroy the White race but every opportuinity to make more White babies is a Jewish plot.
 
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September 21st, 2025: My final day of work. I woke up at 6:30am and had more cereal and milk. I finished off the last of my coffee grounds for brewing the coffee. I posted my Biblejak and then called my mom at 7:39am to wish her a happy birthday but my dad answered and said that mom was making breakfast (dad you should be doing that for your wife) he gave the phone to mom and I congratulated her, I was the first one to call her and we talked until 7:45am when I said goodbye. I took the bus to my final day of work. I got in and saw my task list was to check the trash, restock the beverage cooler, stock half of the store, wipe down the cooler windows, and wipe down the windows outside. I did the beverage cooler and put my phone on the charger upstairs. I got that done and then worked on making my big pull with the new scan gun. I ran into some issues where it would stop scanning because the UPC number wasn’t registered in the system. I brought it to Jesse and he never encountered the error before, he just turned it off and I had to restart the scan but it was ok. I got some of Will’s cheese and chicken soup for lunch and heated that up at 12:20pm.pm. At 12:39pm, Lebanon came out to the balcony with his daughter who shared the same name as my sister carrying a stuffed cream colored cat plushie. I said hi to his daughter and then got off break 11 minutes later. I brought all the stuff downstairs and stocked it on the shelves in the crowd. I then went to work wiping down the windows. I checked the trashes and found nothing. When I was finally done with that, I went on my break early and spent a good amount of time in the liquor section to dust off wine bottles. I saw this bottle of pistachio liquor going for $19.99 and I asked Lebanon about it while he was with his wife and daughter, he said it was really good and people usually have it with tonic water or in their coffee, sometimes adding it to ice cream. I remember thinking about buying it for Asherah’s 21st birthday gift but not only was there that one time she got upset for having her birthday saved in her contact (I had to explain to her I do that for everyone,) but she hates pistachios which is a part of the reason why it would be a funny gift, and I don’t know if she even wants to drink alcohol at all. I said hi to Krystal and Paula. I eventually got shown this grasshopper in the office that the office lady said was my going away gift. The grasshopper in question just went around the window inside the office. I finally worked on my closing tasks and said goodbye to Tony, Hill, Matt, the Noahmusic2009 guy, Anne’s replacements, and a few others. I grabbed this work hat and then I got on the bus at 5:05pm and took it all the way to church. I saw Naomi was singing for tonight and also Elijah was serving along with the usual bearded guy and the 2 kids. Elijah’s mother was in the crowd and the Colombian priest was presiding. When I came back from the bathroom to my place, there was this Boomer couple in front of me so I couldn’t kneel so I shifted to the right. The priest gave an actual homily this time and I was happy. But he had us do this prayer for the same campaign 2 weeks ago. I unfortunately received the Eucharist from an underdressed boomer woman acting as a Eucharistic minister (this never happens under Father Palmer) I went to the grocery store to buy a Sprechers can of cream soda, some orange cream flavored milk, a packet of low sodium chicken ramen, and a 5 pack of Yakult. I was gonna drink the Sprechers while I waited for the bus but it took from 6:50pm to 7:21pm waiting outside for the next bus. I got back home and saw from Seth M’s friend that I needed to grab my social security card and passport for tomorrow. I found my passport but not my social security card. I said a prayer asking for the intercession of Saint Anthony of Padua asking for help. I texted my mom at 8:54pm with:
>Do you have a pdf of my social security card, I cannot find it.
I gave up and took a shower, but I got back at 9:08am and checked this one box where I held the National Geographic maps I got from my Afghanistan war veteran high school teacher. I found it. I got a text from my mom at 9:48pm which said:
<I just sent it to you in an email. Did you lose your card? Because it's not in your file.
I replied at 9:49pm:
>Nevermind, I found it!
I tried writing more in my blog but I was so tired that I fell asleep before completing it.

Song of the Day: Megalomaniac - KMFDM (1997)
 
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September 22nd, 2025: First day of fall. I woke up at 6:00am due to my alarm for a day at my new job. I had the last of my cereal but I was also out of coffee grounds so I finished that off. I got dressed in my blue and white plaid long sleeved button-up, black dress pants, my black leather shoes, and a black belt. I brushed my teeth and applied deodorant and I took the bus at 7:45am. I got on when it was super crowded to the point there were no seats left, I stood up for 2 stops but then sat down when the girl next to me got off. I sat in her spot until I got off and got coffee from this place near my work. The barista was this woman with dyed black hair, very straight bangs, and a large nose piercing took my order. I got that in a short time and then walked over to my office, I saw a homeless guy sleeping on these fancy couches outside with a white blanket over him. I got inside and went into Harmony C’s office, being let in by a new volunteer. We talked and waited for Seth M to come in. At 8:32am Zach A came in, delighted to see that I’m now a part time employee. We did a one handed hug and I noticed he was wearing lapis lazuli blue leather shoes, maybe crocodile leather. But he was glad. I let the website guy in because Seth M had the key to his office but he wasn’t here. Joy came in next and then Ahwahn who told me:
“Seth M’s out today because he’s sick, but he has the keys we need.”
Well that sucks. He did end up coming in and unlocking their office but I didn’t see him. His friend who I was supposed to turn in paperwork to was out of the office. I walked to the break room and got the coffee started. I poured myself a cup once the coffee was done and sat in my normal spot for the meeting. But Zach A told me to sit up front. It went well and the CEO wasn’t there. I got congratulations from the other people there, like Staples, Joy, the Ukrainians, Zarith C and Shima C, for being back. I went to Harmony C’s office to talk about what to do now. However, the new intern was here and I recognized him from the Tuesday night dinners. I helped him with some stuff and found out from looking over at his phone while sharing Seth M’s phone number that he was a part of a Zimbabwe boys groupchat so I’ll be calling him the Zimbabwean. At 10:19am, the girl I went on a date with and I had this text conversation:
>I would say a sushi place downtown?
<I hate sushi
>What food do you like
<Anything but sushi
>Let me think.
I left at 10:45am to catch the bus to my class at 11:30am. I got a text message at 11:31am from the girl which said:
<I really wanted to go to the movies tho, should we reschedule? I was going to say tomorrow but I was called into work and then this Thursday I’m going to that night market ice cream thing that I showed you.
I replied to her:
>I think we can go to the ice cream market together!
In the news, Donald Trump announced with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the Autism cure they found is… not using Tylenol while pregnant. I just want to be normal and have the ability to be loved and have people want to socialize me, like they did a study where you can detect Autism from faces and another one that said even if an Autistic person follows every social norm, they can still be easily spotted. We learned about Akhenaten (c. 1374 BC - c. 1336 BC) and Tutankhamun (c. 1341 BC - c. 1323 BC) and started a new topic about the Minoan civilization. I went to the discussion class instantly after and we compared these 2 Japanese paintings. Once the second class ended at 1:20pm I walked over to the bus stop back to work. I overheard Harmony C talk about getting some award along the lines of parent of the year because she had adopted children and had multiple children of her own. I talked with Zach A about what I had to do for spreadsheets and wanted me to talk to Ahwahn and Tia to ask their needs, but I didn’t have an email so that was all for nothing. I left quite early, like at 3:45pm and took the bus home. I worked on my Greek Mythology class homework on my computer watching the 39 minute lecture at 1.5x speed to get done with it. And once I took the quiz, I got a 9/10 in a very short time. I was originally going to get 2 boiled eggs for dinner but I saw this chicken and rice can in the pantry that was mine, I heated that up and consumed it while James the Greater made a DiGiorno pizza in the oven. I swept up the kitchen before heading back to game and completed 2 tasks. I finally took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Yama Eyouny - El Shab Arrab (1993)
 
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September 23rd, 2025: Second day of work, I woke up at 7:00am and went over to buy more cereal, 2 boxes of honey nut cheerios, I got handed a coupon and took it home. I got dressed for work which would happen after my 2 classes for the day. I went out and then went back into my apartment when I applied my deodorant after brushing my teeth. The deodorant fell in my shirt (tucked into my pants) and I had to grab it out. But just as I was about to leave. James came in and told me:
“Dude can you please lock the door!”
I just replied:
“Ok!”
And then he realized I was back for a short time and dismissed the fact that I didn’t lock the door. I walked to campus and bought some coffee at the library before heading over to my first class of the day, I just sat through the lecture and then went to the bathroom at 10:45pm, when I came back everybody was gone. I grabbed my stuff and went over to my second class and waited outside until Talia talked to me, we talked for a bit until we went into our classes, I sat alone at my table so I ended up being partnered with the fat real woman for our first partner project but the girl on SSRIs came in and sat next to me but the teacher had her partner up with the purple haired girl. The teacher then gave us these prune plums because we did a few tonguetwisters with their German name (Zwetschge). I actually enjoyed eating one and had to go outside the room to throw it out. We did more partner activities until 12:40pm when I had to walk all the way over to my bus stop and get on at 1:01pm. I got off at 1:20pm and got in my 1:25pm so the first task of my day was to set up my own computer. There was a hiccup with setting up the Microsoft Office 2021 xlsx because I accidentally went into Windows Powershell instead of the command prompt to execute a command that doesn’t exist in Powershell. We got that done and then talked about getting the printers set up on my laptop. I hated the new keyboard trackpad because whenever you scroll down it frequently just zooms you out like you pressed Ctrl and - a bunch of times. We had to force some prints to go through when trying to add me as an admin. I didn’t talk to Staples and I noticed Portia was here today unlike yesterday. Joy, the sisters, Keke, Lillehammer, Tia, The Ukrainians. In the break room were these 2 foreign candies that I unwrapped and then had a second layer of plastic that was hard to get off. I hate the Chinese addiction to plastic. I got called in by Zach A while he was wearing a red suit to talk to Ahwahn and Tia about their department’s check balance sheets. I left a bit early and saw a homeless woman yelling in front of the bus for no reason. I talked about it with this older woman who always had a red face that I saw on the bus frequently. I got on and off before walking over to the Catholic center. I talked with Magdalus and the Honduran before mass, the Honduran was dressed fancy but wasn’t reading. I talked with Markus’ ‘brother’ about the Charlie Kirk memorial. I asked him the attendance and he said:
“About a couple hundred, probably close to a thousand.”
Scott Walker spoke there and he mentioned that 3/4ths of the people attended a political event for the first time because of a handraise. Elijah was acolyting and his mom was there. Some others there included Quinci, Mercurius, Henry, Mahdi, Swifte, Luigi, the other 3 people Magdalus works with. And a bunch of others. I sat in between this girl and a guy and then her friend came over with 3 seats in between me and the row, the girl sat next to me and crossed her legs away from me, like you chose to move next to me, quit complaining, you have space. I ignored her for the sign of peace and also the dumb mixed race non-denom that Markus was somehow friends with. I got out and talked to Quinci a bit while waiting near the end of the line for tacos but she just disappeared at one point. I stood in line alone for a long time until I got my tacos. I sat next to Oriang and her 4’9” friend and they just ignored me most of the time. I heard the 4’9” friend gets a 50% discount at the shoe store she works at. I got up and left, Mercurius offered up his chair but I refused. I walked home and got in to do nothing until I got a text from Quoc at 8:22pm which lead to this:
<Hey Gemerson, I am planning to sleep at the apartment tonight, when could I make my way there before you head to bed?
>Anytime.
At 8:58pm he finally came and I let him in, he talked to me about the rent going up ($450 a month to $470) and finding a roommate starting in December. I knocked on James’ door but Quoc told me to let him sleep. I offered Quoc some of my cereal when he wakes up in the morning but he passed on it. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: What Do You Know? - KMFDM (1986)
 
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