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Transcription of all previous posts (7-1-2025 - 12-31-2025)
Transcription of all previous posts (1-1-2026 -)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 6th, 2026: Easter Monday today. I woke up and finished off my cereal for breakfast, brushing my teeth and grabbing the 2 boxes of cookies I took to work. I took the bus and got hissed at by a Canadian goose while another Canadian goose was eating near broken glass in the grass; I tried to get the eater away but the other one hissed at me. I went inside and put my stuff in the break room. I then got sat down for the meeting at 9:01pm, here’s what I recorded:
“...Continue to monitor the funding. For now, we continue to be stable. If you do have any concerns, though, going forward on that, feel free to ask here, because your question is probably the same that somebody else has, or if you're more comfortable, you can talk to your manager. And if needed, the Latinx lady or I could actually meet with you and your manager as well to address any kind of specific concerns you may have, that kind of thing. So just keep that in mind. Continue to think about what else you can do for the clients. That gives us ideas for any fee for services. If you're working on one of those, continue to work with your manager to refine what kind of actions we can do. I think our next step there in the next few months is to really concentrate on marketing, finding out what the needs are that could actually generate revenue, that type of thing. So I'll be looking at that as well. I might get some external help on that, I might not. It depends on what our needs are there. So this week I'm going to be in and out of the office. Again, some calls that might require me to be off-site, but I'll always be available by phone, and my calendar is up to date as possible for major meetings. There's only one conflict of meetings for me this week, and that's the [4 letter acronym] meeting and the Mark meeting. So, I'll be picking which one I go to on that. So, any questions? Keep up the nice work. We just need to focus and take care of our clients and think positive on what we can do to help our clients deal with these times. And I think we should try to figure out some way to run with our ideas that we talked about last week with Refugee Day on June 20th. There's going to be things at the [censored] Sculpture Garden again. I've been asked to talk at the city hall, so I'll do that. But we should try to make it something that is visible. And remember, your actions speak louder than words. So if you really feel the need to take a stand, take a stand through your actions, and they're definitely heard. We're very visible and we're very sreal womang here. So just stay the course there. The Latinx lady?” - The CEO
“Good morning. Happy Monday.” - the Latinx Lady
“Morning.” - The CEO
I hope everybody had a wonderful weekend, holiday on Friday, so hopefully everybody got some rest. This week, [clears throat] all my financials report are due tomorrow, so I'm going to start working on them today, especially the [3 letter acronym] FY25 is closing as of March 31st, so we have to do quarterly reports for that, and then wrap up [3 letter acronym] FY25. So you are doing case notes on those, [clears throat] or any type of financial information, make sure all the documents are there. We're just basically going to close [3 letter acronym]. And the rest of the [5 letter acronym] reports are due tomorrow, so I'll be getting those in hopefully later today. I'm off Thursday and Friday. I'll be driving to Ohio for my son's soccer tournament, so I'll be there the whole weekend. So if you need anything from me, let me know. I did purchase some of the cleaning supplies. They're back here. So as you can read in my email this week and then the following week, we are going to do clean up. So when you have a chance, you want to just grab some of the towels or whatever you guys need, let me know. [clears throat] We hope to get everything ready for the April 20th when we have the visit. So on my email, I sent it as a due date for April 14th. So again, if you guys need anything, let me know. Mauer will be coming in later today. He's at a doctor's appointment. The Polish lady is out sick, so you need anything from her, let me know. Last week, we also had [phone ringing] meetings here in the office, working on finalizing the gala stuff with the Polish lady and guy. So hopefully we can get the stuff, the invite soon. This is going to be a fundraiser event for [company], so it's not like the holiday party where we can invite everybody and IW pays. So if you do have chance to buy a ticket or you want to give us names for who can sponsor this event, all the money collected is basically coming back to the institute. So guy and the Polish lady are working on getting the final details for that. Within that, we're going to be doing a silent auction, maybe also some raffles. So again, if you have anybody that can donate for these two items, let us know. We can send them the information to have them participate. Finally got Zach A’s TV [chuckles] last Saturday in his office…” - the Latinx Lady
[laughter]
I did move some tables around, so I did ask the directors to let me know that's what they would like there, or they want other ideas just to let me know. But, yeah, we put that one finally in, and then I bought the TV for the job fair raffle. So it's in Zach A’s office. And the other one, we can find storage for the other one that you have there. Questions? Thanks.” - The Latinx lady
“Do we need to request time off for last Friday? Yes. So, I was going to jump into that. We've got a couple people told me that they cannot put the holiday in, so I have to go back in the system and figure out what is happening. So it should go as a holiday, eight hours paid holiday. So I'll try to fix it. It seems like it just put the eight hours into our [coughing] vacation- ... thing.” - Lillehammer
“Yeah, not under vacation. I think I put it under holiday.” - The Latinx lady
“Well, I was saying in that grouping, but under holiday.” - Lillehammer
“Yeah.” - The Latinx lady
“Because it's saying we don't have it.”- Lillehammer
“So I have to go and see how is that happening. Because I think before, you guys were able to put the holiday, but there were no hours deducted, so somehow when this new year came in, there was a cap for it or a zero balance for everybody. So I have to go in the system and then tell the system, "Hey, they have 10 holidays, 80 hours total," and then you guys start deducting from there. So I'll send an email once I figure that one out. [clears throat] I also started working with HR or Bamboo HR, our hopefully our new system for all the benefits combined for [4 letter acronym] and benefits, tracking all the trainings. So I did my introduction call last week. I'm going to be having a meeting next week, and hopefully everything will be launched on May 1st. They said usually it's four weeks to six weeks. I say, ‘I don't have time. It has to be May 1st.’ So I'll be working in my end to put everything up. The good thing with QuickBooks, I have all your info there, so tracking all the hours payroll will still continue go through QuickBooks, but then you will have access to a platform where you will see your 401[k] benefits, who to contact, when he's coming. I already have him on some days to come to here to the office. So right now, we're saying probably twice a year. Who's our medical provider, where to call, who has the vision, who has life insurance. All the paperwork is going to be in one place. So all the trainings that you take throughout the year with Antec right now, any other trainings, there will be a site as well for you to upload all that information. So, I'm very excited for that because sometimes we run all over when they ask us for that, so hopefully everything will be there. Questions? I think that's all I have. Thank you for sending your reimbursements on time. Mauer is working on it. We had to change the cost allocation, so that put us behind a little bit, but I think he's working on it, and we will be able to bill later today. Yeah. Thank you. Lillehammer?”- The Latinx lady
[POST SPLIT IN HALF DUE TO CHARACTER LIMIT]

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 6th, 2026 (Continued): I told everybody about the cookies in the break room at the end of the meeting and got thanked by a lot of people. Staples wasn’t there until 11:00am so she never got any cookies. I powered through 3/10ths of all the tasks I had to do to complete the sheet. I got my lunch, a ham sandwich plus a banana, and then was informed later by Seth M that I just had to add every policy. I left and went to classes, not before buying an Almond Joy and spotting Waleran at a coffee place. In the hour before class I called the apartment company about another apartment Waleran and I are interested in, they responded and said they would have the person in charge give me a call, they never did. Very few people were in my first class but Rokuhira and Malthus were there discussing poems, including types such as sonnets and abecedariuses, I looked up Abecedarian to find out that there was a 16th-century German sect of Anabaptists called that name which hated learning as it brought people away from God and viewed studying Theology as idolatrous, lol. At 2:49pm, Malthus complained about Google Doc capitalizing the first letter of every new line which I understood but with line spacing. I left early and snapchatted the Dio Brando cosplayer a bit more. My next class was ok and I got in to hear her talk about sorting algorithms. I left and went home to try and cook for dinner, I joined my group call and talked about my submissions for changing the project. I muted myself a bit before they asked me to explain as I stumbled for an answer, I realized I had myself muted after it and I unmuted and explained my contributions, they’re pretty redundant but I’ll probably remove them soon. I got prepared for Bible study for once in a long time instead of studying. I ran over and got in at 6:17pm. We were doing a study on prayer and how to do it. Sixes’ friend, Telemachus, Lewis. I asked to read and did these passages:
Matthew 6:9-13:
☛9 “This is how you are to pray:
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
☛10 your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.
☛11 Give us today our daily bread;
☛12 and forgive us our debts,
as we forgive our debtors;
☛13 and do not subject us to the final test,
but deliver us from the evil one.
Luke 11:9-13:
☛9 “And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
☛10 For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.
☛11 What father among you would hand his son a snake when he asks for a fish?
☛12 Or hand him a scorpion when he asks for an egg?
☛13 If you then, who are wicked, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will the Father in heaven give the holy Spirit to those who ask him?”
And Matthew 6:14-15:
☛14 If you forgive others their transgressions, your heavenly Father will forgive you.
☛15 But if you do not forgive others, neither will your Father forgive your transgressions.
Magdalus didn’t offer us food so when I got back I went to the Persian place for lamb shank with rice and shitoko plus a soda for $21 dollars. I got back home, finalized my tax calculations. Took a shower, and drifted into the realm of dreams.

Song of the Day: Steal My Sunshine - Len (1999)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 7th, 2026: Tuesday. I woke up early for work and had eggs, toast, and the last banana for breakfast, also coffee. I wore my dark grey tweed blazer, my olive green button-up, black dress pants, and a dark green tie. I took the bus into work at the same time as the Indian lady, I got in with my ID. At 8:26am I found this funny meme:

and then got to work, with the Google sheet I filtered by policy document name and worked on adding them all into the shared folder. The Rastafarian was here so I said hi to him. I got all of the policies done and then did a little bit of work screenshotting evidence of following policies. Lunch was a ham sandwich with ketchup on it plus teriyaki flavored sheets of seaweed I got from home, it sucked. I helped out the CEO with setting up a paper shredder. He couldn’t lift things like the paper shredder out of his box, I talked with him a while and got it working; however, there was this weird piece of paper called lubricant paper that you were supposed to put in the shredder then reverse it for 10 seconds, I tried reversing it but it didn’t work. I left shortly afterwards and took the bus at 1:21pm. At 1:23pm, Copper got on the bus but we didn’t talk to each other. I got off and walked around the busy building to look and see if I knew anybody there, nope, but I did buy a piña colada energy drink. I went upstairs and found Nephri, I said hi to her. I walked to class and did the readings required by Horseradish, well almost. Bakhita came in early and passed out her paper for the critical annotation. I noticed it didn’t conform to MLA citation standards (Only a name, no professor name, course name, or date of writing) and it just took up 2 pages with very little text on the second page. I criticized her lightheartedly for not decreasing the spacing down from 1.15 (the default) to 1.00, which would have halved her printing costs. She joked:
“I just feel like you’re gonna be super judgemental while reading this, I can’t stand to look.”
I then pivoted my desk-chair with wheels from being to the left of her to in front of her. I read it in front of her and found it ok. I moved my desk back and talked a bit more until Seraphim came in, he asked if I would be voting in the election for the state supreme court, I said yes, he offhandedly mentioned he’s voting for Chris Taylor, I despised him for that and Bakhita also was voting for the baby killer that enables hedonism. In class Nash did a recitation of his poem he chose in full. Horseradish talked about having a book published on someone who basically revived a federal agency that started with National, Seraphim mentioned his uncle was a monk so he calls him Monkel M. There was talk about people like Judas from the Bible complaining about elaborate churches instead of giving money to the poor when the beautiful churches are for the poor, I brought up my dislike for suburban church architecture, as most of it was built post Vatican II and thus is ugly, I spoke:
“I have some nicknames for it, like ‘Dying Lutheran Church Architecture’, and ‘Slop churches’.”
He didn’t chastize me for that but understood. Horseradish told a story about writing a short story based on a philosophical homeless person he knew, it was rejected by the publisher for the character being too unrealistic. There’s some stuff about Saint Augustine saying people should read the Bible through the lens of the first two commands. I got out and went home to buy an envelope, some cherry cola soda, and figure out how to ship something, I did that and then walked to get registered at my new address, it took a while in line and there was 2 real womans behind me which disgusted me so fucking much. I voted Maria Lazar for the first thing and then wrote in Chris Chan because the rest had no competition. At 4:11pm, I got a group text from my mom reading:
<Hey trying to plan a trip to Denver in July wanting to see a Summit game and go to Red Rocks. There is a game on July 13th w/ Huston and an Avert Brothers / Asleep at the wheel concert Saturday July 11th. Want to go? Daddy and I will drive. Gemerson can you get time off? Drive out the 9th. Come back the 16-17th.
I dropped off my package as I walked to the Catholic center to have dinner. I ate pizza with Markus’ brother, Frociaggine, Agaw, Lewis, Cronstedt, and Sixes. We talked about stuff like my outfit. Markus’ brother mentioned that his mom asked about Agaw and that she thinks she’d make a nice girlfriend, Markus’ brother said she’s engaged and then his mom made a joke about her breaking off her engagement, which led to mention’s of Markus’ dating success but not going to second dates, Agaw mentioned guys having it harder on dating apps, Frociaggine told me that he met his girlfriend despite being a bit shy in Freshman year and they were the only one’s at an event not talking to others. I was browsing my phone when I came across this hilarious meme:

I showed it to everybody at the table because Markus’ brother wanted to see, Cronstedt and Frociaggine were the only ones not to laugh. Oriang, Alley, Cliffe, Lewis’ ex-girlfriend, the last one she told me:
“Gemerson, we haven’t the entire time you’ve been here.”
I jokingly glared at her, which made her a bit upset.
“Gemerson, why do you do that?”
She half jokingly asked. I told her:
“It’s kinda hilarious, why don’t you?”
She replied:
“It's rude and makes me feel insecure.”
She questioned the way I raised, I said I wouldn’t consider my parents perfect and she basically agreed. Her household probably tells scary stories about me. I left shortly after and then went home. I transcribed January 1st to January 9th, 2026 to the Booru forum. I finalized the day by completing my algorithms homework due tomorrow.

Song of the Day: Op. 314 The Blue Danube - Johann Strauss II (1867)

 

[Idkchud]

View attachment 117976
Every good blogposter needs an editor.

>Mozilla Firefox

 

[CX2]

>Mozilla Firefox
View attachment 120405

i use chrome btw

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Mozilla Firefox
View attachment 120405

Probably gonna switch over to Brave soon or Opera, Mozilla is run by real womans and leftists, the news suggestion is turbofocused to make me hate normies.

 

[Idkchud]

Probably gonna switch over to Brave soon or Opera, Mozilla is run by real womans and leftists, the news suggestion is turbofocused to make me hate normies.

>Brave soon or Opera

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Brave soon or Opera
View attachment 120410

What browser isn't glowing then?

 

[CX2]

What browser isn't glowing then?

poopbrowser.com

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

poopbrowser.com

Get out of here with your childish humor.

 

[CX2]

Get out of here with your childish humor.

im going to stay here and post this song ive been listening to

 

[Idkchud]

What browser isn't glowing then?

If your a massive fucking normgroid LibreWolf is ehhh it has the problems of Firefox's engine. But frankly Ungoogled Chromium actually follows through on zero telemetry, it's just an absolute pain in the ass to configure unlike LibreWolf. There's arguments of Chromium's security being the best but if you care for proprietary blobs Goanna-based browsers have no telemetry and no corporate relation along with an independent browser engine. The only problem is its slowness with high JS websites but besides that its actually really good for an alternative as Cloudflare captchas work, a simple feat qutebrowser and others can't attest to.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

im going to stay here and post this song ive been listening to

Adult tastes nevermind.

If your a massive fucking normgroid LibreWolf is ehhh it has the problems of Firefox's engine. But frankly Ungoogled Chromium actually follows through on zero telemetry, it's just an absolute pain in the ass to configure unlike LibreWolf. There's arguments of Chromium's security being the best but if you care for proprietary blobs Goanna-based browsers have no telemetry and no corporate relation along with an independent browser engine. The only problem is its slowness with high JS websites but besides that its actually really good for an alternative as Cloudflare captchas work, a simple feat qutebrowser and others can't attest to.

Sad, I hate that this website hasn't had archive.ph compatibility fixed yet.

 

[Idkchud]

Adult tastes nevermind.

Sad, I hate that this website hasn't had archive.ph compatibility fixed yet.

Dude it's nothing to do with compatibility with archive.ph, compatibility would it be like on spotify where it says outdated browser, Cloudflare just BTFO's it, we need to go back to where we were on early March, where archive.ph would only get occassionally buckbroken, if you really need to archive a page just screenshot or use an extension like singlefile.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Dude it's nothing to do with compatibility with archive.ph, compatibility would it be like on spotify where it says outdated browser, Cloudflare just BTFO's it, we need to go back to where we were on early March, where archive.ph would only get occassionally buckbroken, if you really need to archive a page just screenshot or use an extension like singlefile.

Ok, thank you for now.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 8th, 2026: Another day of work. I woke up at 6:30am and got dressed plus had breakfast. Sadly Chris Taylor won the recent election, guess Wisconsin is addicted to their hedonistic lifestyle . On the wait for the bus this East Asian woman dropped a note, I picked it up and gave it to her, she thanked me and that’s about it even though the note was basically trash as she said. The Indian lady and the toothy real woman were both on the bus. I got off and walked into work and clocked in a bit early. I just spent most of the day crawling around the Google Admin website and gmail to find policies that we followed for tech safety and screenshot them plus put them in a folder, I almost bumped into Threes while heading to the break room one time. Staples was worried as usual about her work. I spotted the accountant and said hi to him. For lunch, as the ketchup that I used for my sandwiches was gone, I tried that Mexican salt seasoning that people often use on things like grilled corn for my plain ham sandwich, it tasted worse than my optimism would have me believe. I did some finishing touches and then finally departed for my classes. I hopped on the bus at 1:06pm and took it to my university to do my creative writing class. Chloie was back unfortunately and the class talked about the assigned readings I did not do, there was one distinct one: Shí łeeshch’iih béénáshniih, I remember ash by Danielle Shandiin Emerson which despite being a Native American– or American Indian as they used to be referred to– language, Navajo, the poem did remind me that way actual Indians from India speak with this unholy combination of English and Hindi, switching at random points. I just worked on writing in my blog. I walked to my next class and sat down for the lecture on boring stuff to be honest. The test screwed me over with stuff I hardly knew. I then walked home and encountered James the Greater just as he was leaving. He told me:
“Just to let you know, I’ll be gone from now until like Saturday.”
I said bye to him. I got powering through my writing for tonight and then hopping on the call for the group meeting at 6:00pm for 2 people to be missing, including the good Logan and A10. I checked Logan’s new pull request and it didn’t even work, there were formatting issues with the jobs page so blatantly bad that you couldn’t run it without encountering the error the first thing you do. I had relapsed on downloading WooPlus and Bumble and I had little luck getting a date until I got a match at 8:47pm, she told me she’s looking for something serious and I said I understood and she gave me her snapchat. I added her and she messaged me at 9:14pm, starting the conversation:
<Hey
<How are you?
>Good, you told me to add you to explain.
<I want to try for a kid and be each others partner and I wanna get married young and be serious and serve eachother in the lords eyes I wanna build eachother up and grow together but I will satisfy you and help you and you help me my number one is I want a kid please I struggle with fertility so I need support
>Ok. I absolutely want to do the same. Glad to find someone else who loves God.
<Yk the term tred wife ?
<I wanna be that but work !
<Take care of the kids and my loving husband
<And he provides
Yadda yadda yadda I’m not gonna go transcribing the rest she then talks about wanting to have premarital sex ASAP to have a baby, Bumble says she’s 18 and her birthday on Snapchat is listed December 6th. Whoops. I took a shower and then continued trying to program before going to sleep.

Song of the Day: A String of Pearls - Glenn Miller (1940)

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 9th, 2026: Thursday. I woke up at 6:30am and had breakfast with a tiny bit of milk as I had ran out. I made coffee and did work transcribing from soyjak.forum to the Google doc, I didn’t post anything to the Booru forum yet. I took the bus into work and the first thing I tried was informing Seth M that I couldn’t screenshot on the big computer that was always super slow, I checked the task manager and it was running at 25% RAM usage, on 72 GB of RAM, why? Seth M manually opened up the paint snipping tool, I couldn’t save it to the shared IT policies folders so I saved it to my own folder. I had Threes ask me for help with printing from the main printer in the break room and I just added the printer for her. I went back to my desk and spent a bit of time on my phone. I found out it’s Hedelweis’ 19th birthday today so I wished her a happy birthday. Staples sounded pretty worried about her work load. Wun Wun came over to me asking to get this porcelain doll woman an ID because she didn’t get hers apparently, I didn’t know what Wun Wun was talking about as I did do that, I was about to print it out when he came over and told me to not print it as he found it. I went over to the pizza place to get a slice for lunch, I noticed the Black guy who usually wears a rosary was still out of it. I had Monster Energy with my slice of pizza. I walked back to my place and saw Portia walking outside. I contacted the same company I was interested in doing the tour sometime after 4:30pm tomorrow. Mauer was moving some stuff around and when I left at 1:01pm. I took the bus to classes and then decided on what I should do. I bought some Hi-Chew and then spotted Soulknife while in the busy building. She told me she’s doing a Call of Cthulhu campaign as a Japanese actress in 1920s America with her charm stat maxxed out, she said her next character when her first dies is another who found pages from the Necronomicon in lore. I got her number, mainly because I completely forgot Soulknife’s real name. My next class was quite ok but Bakhita wasn’t there. It was on Blaise Pascal, the fight between the Jansenists and the moderate Jesuits. Something Year of Grace 1634 Monday November 22nd, Horseradish talked about seniors getting boring and joked about kids putting their parents in nursing homes to rot away in front of his mom, she laughed and told a story about Horseradish’s dad being a trial attorney for 43 years recently retiring, he hated his job, his wife requested he go on a 5 week roadtrip and he felt so much better afterwards. Elijah let me borrow his book for a bit. I went back home and ate the rest of the mashed potatoes for dinner and completed what I wanted, plus an admin dashboard which can view the items in the database and even sort them. I went to the Conservative club meeting at 7:45pm to talk with Supersenior quite a bit. The meeting officially started and I spotted a new face in the crowd whom I will be calling Rhea, she talked with Mahdi a bit. I spoke with Markus for a bit and he mentioned a date with a 30 year old PhD student he enjoyed as she knew a lot about Roman emperors and figures such as Aurelian, Nero, and Constantine, he would be going on a second date on Friday. Supersenor printed and laminated a copy of Pope Leo XIV’s papal address on Easter for Markus’ brother. Others there included Josippon, the Honduran, and Rosen. For our icebreaker we had to talk about boring stuff. I mentioned one thing I didn’t enjoy over break was getting dragged to a No Kings protest at the capitol. Markus’ brother talked about helping his grandparents move and his grandfather getting so much earwax extracted that he could hear normal. The Honduran’s cousin came to our city. Nichol said he started working out. We did agree or disagree for different politics like if the United States should pull out of the war. There was some even splits for policies but Supersenior didn’t move for a good amount of them, he might have struggled getting up from his chair. I got out after we discussed the Iran war and I went on a rant about the Firefox news recommendations being demonic, like an article from The Cut shilling raising kids in polygamous households. I demanded journalists like that to be tied to a pole and whipped with a weedwacker. I left in the rain poorly dressed for the weather. I got home and checked this text from Markus’ brother:



He asked why I had so many pencils. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Desolation Road - Bob Dylan (1965)

 

[Idkchud]

He asked why I had so many pencils

did you even answer

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

did you even answer

I did, I told him I don't have a pencil sharpener.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

April 10th, 2026: Friday today and John's birthday, not sure how old he is but older than me at least. I woke up early and had breakfast with milk, I got coffee at home and took the bus into work. At work while I was on my phone I had the Ukrainian man come over to talk to me, he discussed the stuff we had and I told him about all the policies we followed and screenshotting them. He said we were basically finished with all the stuff so I didn't have much to do today. Well Nailisi was here for the full day and she was doing work and joining some meetings. The Latinx lady told us we'd be having visitors on April 20th, some people were spending time cleaning up their desks and Seth M told me there was a television near my desk where he was looking for an ethernet outlet for, what he needed to do with it was plug it in so all the televisions could play a presentation in unison but for the one near me, I could just have it play a separate thing. Staples looked worried as usual so I asked her if she was doing ok but she told me she'd just been going through a lot of personal issues. I checked my spam email and found one from an outside email claiming to be the CEO, asking me for a better way to contact me, I tried to go to his office but he was absent. I went to lunch at 12:30pm and encountered the CEO whie walking out, I asked him if he sent the spam email just to be sure but he told me no and explained how the hacker got the email through a hack of someone on [5 letter acronym] who managed to grab the CEO's mailing list. I went to get pizza at a different nearby pizza place that I heard Dollar Store Asuka worked at. I got in and didn't see her at all, just 6 employees, one of them a woman with a stubble, thanks for fucking nothing Jeffery Epstein. I ate upstairs and then walked back to sit at my desk for a while.At 1:33pm, Lillehammer mentioned a story on TikTok where this woman’s husband got in a car accident and suffered a traumatic brain injury, she decided to get divorced and then remarried to a new husband then take care of her previous one, Lillehammer and the September 10th birthday found it so sweet but I was appalled. I had that feeling that could only be described as a psychopath that heard something which made them drop their humanity. I almost shut the door to their meeting room because I did not want to listen to them anymore. I checked my Bumble and spotted Macie on Bumble, It listed her height as 5’7”, exercise habits as sometimes, she wants but doesn’t have kids, is agnostic and a liberal. did some filter of possible matches and I found out she did do it from the discover tab. I talked with Macie over Snapchat about it:
<I just swipe for fun
>Genuinely why?
<Its entertaining
<I have it set that im looking for short term fun
<Im not lying to anyone
>Like super short term fun…
<Yeah
>That’s genuinely disgusting.
<Im not lying to anyone
>Dude you’re being severely misleading.
<No
<These guys know what theyre getting into with me
>Just getting swiped on?
<I talk to them
<We flirt
<We move on
<So many guys dont even send a message when we match
I just hated her more and more. Seth M asked me to start hauling stuff from the CEO's office to a new desk and we talked a bit as I brought it over. I ended up leaving and went over to spend $31 at the rotary sushi place. I got on the 4:45pm bus home at the same time. I got home and then continued writing in my blog. I got a bit dressed for trivia night at 7:00pm and then walked over after at 6:30pm. I arrived a bit early and encountered others there. Swifte and Morgado hosted the thing and there were others like Markus’ brother, the Honduran, Lewis’ ex-girlfriend. Sixes’ friend, Sixes, Elijah, Angela’s friend, and Reuben. I talked with Markus’ brother about Macie and showed him some of the messages and he hated her but he had good luck with his recent date. I ended up revealing to The Honduran one of my twitter accounts, not FatBitchFucker but another one and a funny tweet I retweeted which read:
<ABP. LEFEBVRE, GOAT. POPE FRANCIS, GOAT. BP. WILLIAMSON, GOAT. IDGAF WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THESE WERE REAL ASS noobS
The Honduran showed me this meme he sent me later.


There was a bit more joking around and tormenting of Lewis’ ex girlfriend behind me. I brought up the photographer girl Salignac who I found cute and Markus’ brother mentioned Markus trying to rizz her up at the Deneen speech. We talked about the SSPX which made Lewis’ ex-girlfriend groan, exaggerated even more by us bringing up Lewis himself.We started trivia and I was randomly assigned to be with Elijah, Reuben with Angela’s friend, Lewis’ ex-girlfriend with another woman. Sixes’ friend with another person, and so on and so forth. I wanted to be randomly assigned to a team with Lewis’ ex-girlfriend because of how funny it would be seeing her get upset. The trivia was this:

1. Geography: the only country that is named after a woman? Correct answer: St. Lucia, my answer: Colombia.
2. Sports: 3 scores in a row called in Hockey? correct and my answer: Turkey
3. Saints: shortest verse in the Bible? Correct and my answer: “Jesus wept.”
4. Popes: Pope palace name? Correct answer: Apostolic palace, my answer: St. Peter’s.
5. Architecture: Years it took to construct the Taj Mahal? Correct answer: 22 years (1631-1653), my answer (and closest one): 15 years.
6. Music: First Taylor Swift song to reach Billboard hot 100? Correct answer: Tim McGraw, my answer: You Belong With Me.

There was a spelling bee intermission which only Lewis’ ex-girlfriend won 2 points from because she got ‘phlegmatic’ correct.

1. Catholic Celebrations: Name of a newly ordained priest’s first mass? Correct answer: First Mass, my answer: Espers.
2. Food: What fruit is nicknamed the king of the fruits? Correct and my answer: Durian (My team got this correct.)
3. Technology: First social media to introduce the stories feature? Correct and my answer: Snapchat.
4. Science: What does SPF stand for? Correct answer: sun protection factor, my answer: solar protection force.
5. The Church in years: What year was the Vatican founded as a country independent from Italy? Correct answer: 1929, my answer: 1925 (it was the closest so we got points.)
6. Literature: Names of the 4 women in little women? Correct answer: Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy. I didn’t get any of them right.

Lewis’ ex girlfriend was happy at the last one. She even quoted from it mentioning:
“And at that time they were no longer little women.”
I had no impulse control:
“Because they were legally reclassified as dwarves?”
Markus’ brother and the Honduran found it hilarious but Lewis’ ex girlfriend was upset, sorta:
“Gemerson, you can’t say that, it’s inappropriate!”
She proclaimed while smiling and holding back laughter, I pointed it out. We had a dance battle for extra points and despite me getting 2 out of 10. My team ended up winning. I left and Lewis’ ex-girlfriend accused me of bragging, I said she could have joined my team and earned extra points. On the television in the place. The Artemis II finally landed in the ocean today after the space flight. I stopped by the convenience store for hydrogen peroxide for only $1.99, I’m surprised how cheap it is. I took a shower then I put it in my left ear to help the earwax melt away. I watched season 5, episodes 1 and 2 of The Boys, I found Rock Hard hilarious except for his joke about saying someone's mom should have aborted them, I would have shot him in the eyes for that. That’s it for this Friday.

Song of the Day: GONE, GONE / THANK YOU - Tyler, The Creator (2019)