Miłosz Tour

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The Hilelhartian Vipedo (Zapałas Miłoszus), endemic to Poland, is one of the most infamous predatory snakes in the world. Its diet mostly consists on preying on birds and baby mammals, although it has been observed eating adult beavers whole. Its love for domestic chickens has made it one of the farmer’s most hated pests; for unknown reasons, it has a particular liking for roosters of the large and black-feathered Lolifuta breed.

It is ubiquitous in Polish folklore, associated with a catastrophic event known as the Gunięg. (GOO-NYENG) It is prophesied that the rise of the Vipedos, along with the appearance of an archiver donning a blue coat, will precede the cleansing of the world with the P-force. This allows the Polish folk God Boruczuk to rebuild humanity as intended: it is said such a world’s men look and act like women and homosexuality will be near-universal.