>I leaked Fire Noodle sauce poopy on the Dentist's chair. My ass stings and the room smells. I'm hiding in the bathroom. I'm mortified.
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When I was eleven I stole a handful of my fathers tobacco while I was home-alone and rolled a caca from toilet paper, forgetting the filter. I ran to the bathroom and nearly chocked on the damn thing while glaring at myself in the mirror thinking I was the coolest fucker who'd ever walked.
 
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When I was eleven I stole a handful of my fathers tobacco while I was home-alone and rolled a caca from toilet paper, forgetting the filter. I ran to the bathroom and nearly chocked on the damn thing while glaring at myself in the mirror thinking I was the coolest fucker who'd ever walked.
My first time smoking a cigarette, I thought it would be cool to put it in my gravity bong.
I ended up puking for the next two hours.
 
I was utterly obsessed with In This Moment when I was 15 and my annoying bitch girlfriend that I hated got mad at me for having a dedicated folder with 153 pictures of Maria Brink on my phone.
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My friend taught me how to tie my shoes properly when I was 16 because they'd always come undone and she got tired of tying them for me
 
I used to reject all women that asked me out because I was on that monk shit but it made everyone think i was gay
Everyone in highschool thought I was gay. Didn't help that my friends would scream "cacaot" at me in the halls and I instinctively answered to it.
 
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