NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[shekel]

i've killed 20 people and whenever i call the police to turn myself in, they dont believe me and only charge me with wasting police resources

 

[shipment]

I've lost count of how many I've killed for a coward dies a thousand deaths, and I am one.
#deep #kony2012

 

[Apeson]

I've lost count of how many I've killed for a coward dies a thousand deaths, and I am one.
#deep #kony2012

what ever happened to that noob. I mean the warlord.

 

[shekel]

what ever happened to that noob. I mean the warlord.

The remainder of his army left after an NGO convinced his soldiers to defect, and he fled to Sudan after being ran off by Wagner.

 

[snuffereet]

I am washed in sweat from stimming for like 5 hours straight

 

[moidsy]

whenever i'm home alone i just can't resist a sink piss

 

[Micronesia]

len is OMGHISA

Len is 14 dogtoes

 

[shekel]

Len is 14 dogtoes

yeah bro @cortex257 don't tell me you're on that diddy shit

 

[Idkchud]

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I watch wendigoon still

 

[shekel]

I watch wendigoon still

He's a bigot you fuckwad.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

He's a bigot you fuckwad.

>In Praise Of Shadows

 

[CX2]

i set off fire crackers in a .308 shell & it was loud & funny

 

[grimmki]

i understand goot goons now i am goot

 

[CX2]

i shot a squirrel with bb

 

[joachim]

Not me but my dad crucified a rat once and set it on fire

 

[Apeson]

Not me but my dad crucified a rat once and set it on fire

An uncle of mine would apparently crucify frogs when he was a teenager. Today he is a literal cuck who raised another man's son after he made his wife pregnant and got divorce raped anyways.

 

[shekel]

An uncle of mine would apparently crucify frogs when he was a teenager.

Nusoicluckas... why would you do that to us

 

[CX2]

An uncle of mine would apparently crucify frogs when he was a teenager. Today he is a literal cuck who raised another man's son after he made his wife pregnant and got divorce raped anyways.

my gay pedo uncle vs your cucked fewdist uncle in a rape battle

 

[Chudsontalks]

I put my dick in janny's asshole and I pass it to my bro