Offensive Jokes General

[ATWA ya dig?]

Was reminded of being 8 years old and watching racist joke compilations and thought this would be fun.
This thread is for classic jokes like "what's the difference between a noob and a bench? A bench can support a family of 5" or "what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

Also, I've noticed people don't really make these types of jokes with the plethora of "new" stereotypes from the past decade or so, like women crying rape and killing their kids, smoke detector batteries, and jeets getting one-shotted by pretty much anything that exists, and real womans grooming kids and then killing themselves, so we should make some.

I will probably not contribute much today also

 

[kriper2004]

what did the didy blud eat

 

[kriper2004]

didy chips

 

[QuickSlaughter]

trans rights are NOT human rights

 

[Lateral]

trans rights are NOT human rights

Too far, man.

 

[Lateral]

Too far, man.

Or womxn or beautiful genderqueer folx.

 

[Meursault(1)]

should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

 

[jolttrz]

should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

was soyteenliker to large to handle?

 

[Meursault(1)]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.

 

[Meursault(1)]

was soyteenliker to large to handle?

A collection of Hindi/ Indian jokes for your better health.

 

[Brood]

What do you call a hairy slut with 3 tits and a nutsack glued to her face?

 

[QuickSlaughter]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.

>On my desk, I have a workstation.
J*B FATIGUE

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

What do you call a hairy slut with 3 tits and a nutsack glued to her face?

Your mom

 

[Sloppyjakky]

What do you call a hairy slut with 3 tits and a nutsack glued to her face?

@Cobblestone

 

[jolttrz]

A collection of Hindi/ Indian jokes for your better health.

Idk bro seemed a little rooted in reality

 

[_73]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Rape.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

What do you call sex with a 10/10?
"Sexual assault," according to a jury of my peers

 

[Meursault(1)]

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 raped Jane Doe

 

[Lateral]

What do you call a cumskin in a position of power? A mayo-r.