Offensive Jokes General

[Lateral]

What do you call the woman a cumskin is having an affair with? His sistress.

 

[jolttrz]

Why is Israel afraid of Spain?
Because Spain raped Argentina

kneeslapper boiiiiiii

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Why are Children afraid of me?
Because I goon to them

 

[lop]

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza the pizza doesn't scream in the oven

 

[lop]

how many jews can you fit in a car 2 in the front 3 in the back and 6 million in the ashtray

 

[木制的尼尔森]

What do you call a bad hinge? A hinger

 

[木制的尼尔森]

What do you call a black figure? A nigure!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Imagine if India started the bubonic plague.


I forgot to mention, I don't have an imagination.

 

[Meursault(1)]

Diddy arrives

Diggin your butt and bagging the fries

It's a goon slide for 6-7's demise

Explain your friends and make me edge

We'll get low taper fades

We'll goon and munt, Labubu phonk

so drink that grimace shake

But tell a lie

And I'll turn you into a mechanism,

Khaby Lame

So griddy now, it's shower time

Your Aura is gaining flies

The Tik Tok Rizz party's fountain is prime

 

[supersage]

What do you call a cumskin with aura?

Spoiler

I don't know, I've never met one.

 

[Apeson]

A brazilian walks into a bar but he notices he can't afford anything so he leaves.

 

[Apeson]

What do you call a jeet girl in South America.

Spoiler

A latrina

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Blacks like to boogie. noobs like to oogie boogie.

 

[jolttrz]

Soyteenliker arrives

Diggin your butt and bagging the fries

It's a goon slide for my asshole's demise

Explain your friends and make me edge

We'll get hard over big brown transmen

We'll goon and munt, vocaloid phonk

so drink that water and take that estrogen

But tell a lie

And I'll turn you into a woman again,

Toby Fox

So horny now, it's crack a pooner time

Your Aura is gaining flies

The soyjak blog's pooners are in their prime

bars

 

[catjakker]

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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Too far.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why did the real woman cross the road?
The view was prettier on the other side

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Why did the real woman cross the road?
The view was prettier on the other side

Why didn't the real woman have any friends?
Because they all hung out without xer

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why didn't the real woman have any friends?
Because they all hung out without xer

Fuuuuuuck that's a good one

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

What's the difference between a deer and a jeet?
A deer at least looks when a vehicle comes barreling towards