Offensive Jokes General

[ATWA ya dig?]

What gun do black Russians use?
The AKS

 

[The Saskatoon pooper]

POOPER: *POOPS*
(RELAX SNOWFLAKES IT'S CALLED DARK HUMOR)

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Why don't jews give their women head?
They don't want to get too close to the gas chamber.
(Stolen from twitter)

 

[George Humphreys]

What do you call a hairy slut with 3 tits and a nutsack glued to her face?

Your mom

 

[nusoishit]

noobs.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

fuggen British people mayne uhhh fuggen French people mayne

 

[Lateral]

Extremely offensive jokes ahead, libdummy snowflakes get out:

Q: Why did the pajeet cross the road?
A: To shit on the other street.

Q: Why did the noob cross the road?
A: To fry the chicken that crossed the road.

Q: Why did the polack cross the road?
A: To save his wife from being fried.

Q: Why did the cacaot cross the road?
A: The HIV medication was on the other side.

Q: Why did the bad driver cross the road?
A: It would bring great shame to his family not to do so.

Q: Why did the downie cross the road?
A: He forgot his extra chromosome on the other side.

Q: Why did the redskin cross the road?
A: He had to because he was forced to walk to Oklahoma.

Q: Why did the real woman cross the road?
A: Xe didn’t, xe jumped in front of a car.

Q: Why did the liar cross the road?
A: Pay me ten dollars to find out.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Extremely offensive jokes ahead, libdummy snowflakes get out:

Q: Why did the pajeet cross the road?
A: To shit on the other street.

Q: Why did the noob cross the road?
A: To fry the chicken that crossed the road.

Q: Why did the polack cross the road?
A: To save his wife from being fried.

Q: Why did the cacaot cross the road?
A: The HIV medication was on the other side.

Q: Why did the bad driver cross the road?
A: It would bring great shame to his family not to do so.

Q: Why did the downie cross the road?
A: He forgot his extra chromosome on the other side.

Q: Why did the redskin cross the road?
A: He had to because he was forced to walk to Oklahoma.

Q: Why did the real woman cross the road?
A: Xe didn’t, xe jumped in front of a car.

Q: Why did the liar cross the road?
A: Pay me ten dollars to find out.

Yikes, reported for hate speech.

 

[Lateral]

Yikes, reported for hate speech.

It’s called dark humor, wokie!

Is what I would say if I really was so hateful and bigoted. I sincerely apologize for making such horrific jokes. They were extremely racist and hurt minorities around the world. I will aim to do better in the future, I promise.

 

[Soyspotter]

 

[rittie]

My wife's been awful quiet as of late. Guess the abortion killed her inner child