rabbi journal

i decided to start over, the old one was too cringe.


welcome friends

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

No, I learned how to hold my bladder for over 12 hours due to the American education system and its Indian-tier toilets.

Yeah I kinda did that too, the dummys occupying the school toilets made me rather ... uneasy

If you meant "taking the piss", I'm not doing that either.

Do you hate heating up the water? First the instant noodles shit and now this? This is kinda ridiculous

 

[pig]

>bladder
>Indian-tier toilets.
noob do you sit down to piss?
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Yeah.

Yeah I kinda did that too, the dummys occupying the school toilets made me rather ... uneasy

Do you hate heating up the water? First the instant noodles shit and now this? This is kinda ridiculous

I like pretending I'm a soldier and its an MRE ration.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I like pretending I'm a soldier and its an MRE ration.

Don't they have these little heating packets?

 

[pig]

Don't they have these little heating packets?

They didn't have those until a few decades ago I think. Flameless ration heaters, they're called.

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

what. the fuck. is wrong with you. You insolent noob. Coffee at room temperature. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?

 

[pig]

what. the fuck. is wrong with you. You insolent noob. Coffee at room temperature. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?

I dont drink it really
I get two or three straws and it's gone in a few seconds. It's kinda like an EpiPen except dummyed. Seems to be more effective at room temperature as well, since the bitterness wakes me up.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

what. the fuck. is wrong with you. You insolent noob. Coffee at room temperature. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?

That's not the issue dipshit, unless you just decided not to specify. He BREWS it at room temperature. Never heard of ice coffee?

 

[shipment]

I look this, say that, and do that.

 

[shipment]

Yeah.


I like pretending I'm a soldier and its an MRE ration.

Sitting while pissing is a sign of being reserved and polite. Don't listen to the shitskin haters, they don't get it. We're just white like that.

 

[pig]

Sitting while pissing is a sign of being reserved and polite. Don't listen to the shitskin haters, they don't get it. We're just white like that.

For the rare cases I have to use a public restroom, I cover the seat in toilet paper anyway. Using a urinal removes dignity.

 

[shipment]

batterymaxxing my jeetdroid
note that screen usage includes active use, not just idle with the screen off
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>running a Lineage GSI instead of the stock ROM
>5G disabled
>60hz only
>microG instead of play services
>haptics disabled
>brightness at 10%
>savertuner installed, fucked around with doze settings
>$100 walmart phone with a 5,000 mAh battery is now on its way to 20 hours of SOT on a single charge

You've posted this on /g/ multiple times, don't think I don't see you noob.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

You've posted this on /g/ multiple times, don't think I don't see you noob.

Stalking him on 4cuck is a sport discipline

 

[pig]

You've posted this on /g/ multiple times, don't think I don't see you noob.

My next goal is finding a way to disable the two out-of-order Cortex-A76 "performance" cores. I don't think it's possible without Magisk or something, but I've aleady got an unlocked bootloader anyway

 

[pig]

My next goal is finding a way to disable the two out-of-order Cortex-A76 "performance" cores. I don't think it's possible without Magisk or something, but I've aleady got an unlocked bootloader anyway

Also before some noob claims that "DURRRR ITLL MAKE YOUR PHONE SLOWER"
No shit sherlock. I am damn well-adjusted when it comes to using slow phones. My first ever phone had 4 A53 cores, literally the same ones used in the Raspberry Pi 3. I will try to change some power settings before completely shutting off the A76 ones though. The newer Cortex-A55 in my phone offers a decent maybe 20% performance boost over the A53.

It's funny also, because when ARM came out with the Cortex-A510 (newer A55 basically) it actually turned out to be less efficient with the same performance. A lot of that has to do with the fact it's ARM-V9, but it's still pretty funny.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

what. the fuck. is wrong with you. You insolent noob. Coffee at room temperature. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?

>saying ts with a koishi pfp

Spoiler: speed

 

[pig]

 

[Sloppyjakky]

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4 palestinians in their natural habitat

 

[Barry]

I tried taking a nap despite getting 3 hours of sleep. It didn't work, my mind wouldn't shut off.

Time for some instant coffee. I like this stuff, it's very potent for its price & density.
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I don't even drink it hot. I just add it to room temperature water and stir. It tastes horribly bitter.

Instant coffee is always bitter unlike brewed coffee but not that bitter so maybe your water to coffee ratio is off

I like pretending I'm a soldier and its an MRE ration.

Didn't soldiers make campfires when they needed to eat?

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Instant coffee is always bitter unlike brewed coffee but not that bitter so maybe your water to coffee ratio is off


Didn't soldiers make campfires when they needed to eat?
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no they ate their enemies
i have no proof of ts but war typically lasts for years and thousands of men die during war so it's not unlikely

 

[Goot]

Instant coffee is always bitter unlike brewed coffee but not that bitter so maybe your water to coffee ratio is off


Didn't soldiers make campfires when they needed to eat?
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Self heating MREs are pretty important because they make no smoke
Ofcourse they shine like Christmas lights to thermal imagers but you just have to keep them obscured by line of sight to solve that