Say something embarrassing about yourself

Im doing this as soon as someone else does cause im not gonna do this alone.

 

[Onzikin]

I'm sad, whenever I'm sad I just wish I had a girlfriend so I could hug her and instantly feel happy again.

Well, not instantly happy of course, but I would feel happier.

 

[luthanasia]

i used to larp being polish for some reason

 

[CX2]

i used to get mistaken as a foid when i was younger

 

[Blackred]

i used to larp being polish for some reason

I would do this too

 

[Onzikin]

i used to get mistaken as a foid when i was younger

So that's why foids made fun of you.

 

[CX2]

So that's why foids made fun of you.

maybe

 

[Blackred]

I would do this too

And worst of all it was because of polandballs given the fact i was extremely obsessed with it before

 

[Apeson]

And worst of all it was because of polandballs given the fact i was extremely obsessed with it before

 

[royalcracker]

i remember when i almost burnt down my house when i was younger because i thought it was a good idea to reheat my pizza on a plastic plate and put it in the microwave

 

[CX2]

my dad almost caught me smoking in my room one time

 

[Apeson]

I was raped yesterday

 

[royalcracker]

I was raped yesterday

bro...

 

[catjakker]

pissed all over my shorts in class for no reason at all while we were watching a movie in summer middle-school, thankfully no one noticed so i called my mom and she picked me up

 

[Micronesia]

no

 

[catjakker]

evil w*men making fun of me in school was the only problem i've ever had in my kid life, but my true hatred for them started when one bitch snitched on me trying to scrape off a failing grade in my report card

 

[Micronesia]

I look like my pfp irl

 

[Dagonet]

I can't remember

 

[royalcracker]

once, i hugged a bag of chips in moi sleep

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

i used to larp as a white supremacist

I do this

 

[Onzikin]

I sound like a lesbian despite being a male.