Test maxxing thread

[George Humphreys]

ITT we share methods, and ways to naturally increase test.

What has definitely helped me the most is cutting out seed oils and replacing many of the things you use everyday that are goyslop for natural alternatives (ie shampoo, non fluoride toothpaste, mug coffee instead of plastic cups or energy drinks).

I will also share a recipe for what I call the potion, I've been drinking this to boost test - every ingredient has a purpose.


1/4 cup beets (increase nitric oxide for blood flow)
1/2 medium watermelon (hydration, make sure it's seeded or else you'll be like the melon - infertile)
1/2 cup diced ginger (beneficial for leutenizing hormones relates to higher test)
3 tbps raw honey (benefitial probiotics and natural sugars to fuel muscles)
2 tbsp coconut oil (Has long chain triglicerides to help make hormones in your body)
1 tbsp creatine monohydrate (helps build muscle)
1 tsp cinnamon (prevents insulin shitoko
1 tsp tumeric (anti inflammatory)
12 oz oranges (vitamin C, better immune system better test)
4 oz blueberries (antioxidants, same reason as above)

1. Deseed watermelon
2. Place everything but the creatine and honey into a blender
3. Strain out, the gingery paste that's left can be dehydrated and used for tea
4. Put in your creatine, honey and mix, leave in a glass mason jar

Optional additions (step 4):
1/2 tbsp maca powder (something something root that may help test)
1 tbsp L citraline and/or L arginine (something something blood flow nitric oxide, enough in the watermelon and beet juice imo)
1 tbsp sea buckthorn (micronutrient dense)
2 tbsp cacao nibs/ cocoa powder (flavinoids, excellent test booster)

 

[worldatwar]

beets for bloodflow

 

[shipment]

Don't eat ultra-processed foods and take 20x (if not more) the (((recommended))) dose of D3 regularly. It's that simple.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Don't eat ultra-processed foods

You lost me

 

[supersage]

dont eat american food
hike atleast a day or 2 a week
drive an old car where if you crash you die.
and chop your own firewood

 

[supersage]

dont eat american food
hike atleast a day or 2 a week
drive an old car where if you crash you die.
and chop your own firewood

its as shrimple as that

 

[dap]

shit mleccha timmycels care about

 

[moidsy]

pooning out by drinking the potion

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Has the test concluded? Why is this thread still up?

 

[YellowLee]

ITT we share methods, and ways to naturally increase test.

What has definitely helped me the most is cutting out seed oils and replacing many of the things you use everyday that are goyslop for natural alternatives (ie shampoo, non fluoride toothpaste, mug coffee instead of plastic cups or energy drinks).

I will also share a recipe for what I call the potion, I've been drinking this to boost test - every ingredient has a purpose.


1/4 cup beets (increase nitric oxide for blood flow)
1/2 mediunm watermelon (hydration, make sure it's seeded or else you'll be like the melon - infertile)
1/2 cup diced ginger (beneficial for leutenizing hormones relates to higher test)
3 tbps raw honey (benefitial probiotics and natural sugars to fuel muscles)
2 tbsp coconut oil (Has long chain triglicerides to help make hormones in your body)
1 tbsp creatine monohydrate (helps build muscle)
1 tsp cinnamon (prevents insulin shitoko
1 tsp tumeric (anti inflammatory)
12 oz oranges (vitamin C, better immune system better test)
4 oz blueberries (antioxidants, same reason as above)

1. Deseed watermelon
2. Place everything but the creatine into a blender
3. Strain out, the gingery paste that's left can be dehydrated and used for tea
4. Put in your creatine and mix, leave in a glass mason jar

Optional additions (step 4):
1/2 tbsp maca powder (something something root that may help test)
1 tbsp L citraline and/or L arginine (something something blood flow nitric oxide, enough in the watermelon and beet juice imo)
1 tbsp sea buckthorn (micronutrient dense)
2 tbsp cacao nibs/ cocoa powder (flavinoids, excellent test booster)

noob just eat raw meat

 

[Lootki]

Go to sleep for more than 7 hours

 

[korg]

ACTUAL method to increase test:
-Participate in a sedentary lifestyle (Do NOT walk more than 10 steps per day)
-Eat ultra processed foods ALWAYS (Fast Food chain of your choice, always include a sugary treat after that, NOT FRUITS!!!!)
-Unless you're eating or shitting, spend all of your day in front of a computer screen and make sure you keep using it even right before you sleep
-Don't sleep for more than 2 hours

 

[korg]

ACTUAL method to increase test:
-Participate in a sedentary lifestyle (Do NOT walk more than 10 steps per day)
-Eat ultra processed foods ALWAYS (Fast Food chain of your choice, always include a sugary treat after that, NOT FRUITS!!!!)
-Unless you're eating or shitting, spend all of your day in front of a computer screen and make sure you keep using it even right before you sleep
-Don't sleep for more than 2 hours

Oh and don't forget, drink Coca-Cola or Sprite instead of water

 

[Mazel]

raw milke

 

[dap]

raw milke

raw milk + raw meat + still water = holy diet

 

[korg]

raw milk + healthy = holy height

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

ITT we share methods, and ways to naturally increase test.

What has definitely helped me the most is cutting out seed oils and replacing many of the things you use everyday that are goyslop for natural alternatives (ie shampoo, non fluoride toothpaste, mug coffee instead of plastic cups or energy drinks).

I will also share a recipe for what I call the potion, I've been drinking this to boost test - every ingredient has a purpose.


1/4 cup beets (increase nitric oxide for blood flow)
1/2 mediunm watermelon (hydration, make sure it's seeded or else you'll be like the melon - infertile)
1/2 cup diced ginger (beneficial for leutenizing hormones relates to higher test)
3 tbps raw honey (benefitial probiotics and natural sugars to fuel muscles)
2 tbsp coconut oil (Has long chain triglicerides to help make hormones in your body)
1 tbsp creatine monohydrate (helps build muscle)
1 tsp cinnamon (prevents insulin shitoko
1 tsp tumeric (anti inflammatory)
12 oz oranges (vitamin C, better immune system better test)
4 oz blueberries (antioxidants, same reason as above)

1. Deseed watermelon
2. Place everything but the creatine into a blender
3. Strain out, the gingery paste that's left can be dehydrated and used for tea
4. Put in your creatine and mix, leave in a glass mason jar

Optional additions (step 4):
1/2 tbsp maca powder (something something root that may help test)
1 tbsp L citraline and/or L arginine (something something blood flow nitric oxide, enough in the watermelon and beet juice imo)
1 tbsp sea buckthorn (micronutrient dense)
2 tbsp cacao nibs/ cocoa powder (flavinoids, excellent test booster)

Step 1: be born as chad

 

[moidsy]

ACTUAL method to increase test:
-Participate in a sedentary lifestyle (Do NOT walk more than 10 steps per day)
-Eat ultra processed foods ALWAYS (Fast Food chain of your choice, always include a sugary treat after that, NOT FRUITS!!!!)
-Unless you're eating or shitting, spend all of your day in front of a computer screen and make sure you keep using it even right before you sleep
-Don't sleep for more than 2 hours

alcoholism helps too btw a few beers a day turn you into a real man

 

[AnonymousAgainstImperator]

ACTUAL method to increase test:
-Participate in a sedentary lifestyle (Do NOT walk more than 10 steps per day)
-Eat ultra processed foods ALWAYS (Fast Food chain of your choice, always include a sugary treat after that, NOT FRUITS!!!!)
-Unless you're eating or shitting, spend all of your day in front of a computer screen and make sure you keep using it even right before you sleep
-Don't sleep for more than 2 hours

I do this

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Don't forget to study well in advance and ask questions in class.