>he wrote "fixed" before going back to playing deadlock... little did he know, it was not fixed
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Where would you rather live?

A poll thread

Pick your top three choices.


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Lateral

Be the raped yesterday, become the rapist tomorrow
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Jimbo Jungle: Inhabited by hostile jaguars genetically modified to look like Niko from OneShot but with pitch black skin. Many fruits that grow here will induce consumers to ERP or cause flatulence.

Goot Grotto: A large cave full of flvffy asbestos where unaware visitors may be ambushed and electrocuted by Jolterons. Legends fortell a snowman forming here to “goot.”

Basil Isle: This island is the last place in the world with dinosaurs, causing a space-faring race of killer clowns to indiscriminately abduct life on the island with UFOs to perform experiments.

GuardianDezert: A lifeless wasteland of a village where the only commodity is Roblox porn and lolicon. It follows a bizarre cult that regularly sacrifices humans to the Two Mothers.

Moon Metropolis: A dystopian city where almost everyone is pushing 30 or worse due to near-zero fertility. Propaganda posters with porn and gore terrify goyim into not messing with Goldberg’s gang.

Miłosz Marsh: The plants that grow in the beaver-infested marsh put a strange toxin in the water that turns humans hermaphroditic, with the side effect of inducing homosexuality and pedophilia.

Tundrandal of Soy: A cold, dark plain devoid of any landmarks except for artifacts left by an ancient civilization depicting children with scars on their arms and women dressed as men cut up by saws.

Soyteen Laker: Appears to be a safe, welcoming place to rest at, but when someone is sleeping, a heavy beast appears to drag them into the water and groom them, giving them gender dysphoria.

The Meursummit: The isolated nature of the summit causes its residents to go insane, developing an autism-like disorder and becoming sexually attracted to legos and obese women.
 
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