Where would you rather live?

[ATWA ya dig?]

honestly moon metropolis doesnt sound so bad to live in

Chicago without YNs

 

[supersage]

dual citizen of moon metropolis and goot grotto

moon metropolis is pretty much just finland but they have gore on the ads now too

 

[miek]

Where we dropping boys!

 

[Entity68]

That one

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Jimbo Jungle: Inhabited by hostile jaguars genetically modified to look like Niko from OneShot but with pitch black skin. Many fruits that grow here will induce consumers to ERP or cause flatulence.

Goot Grotto: A large cave full of flvffy asbestos where unaware visitors may be ambushed and electrocuted by Jolterons. Legends fortell a snowman forming here to “goot.”

Basil Isle: This island is the last place in the world with dinosaurs, causing a space-faring race of killer clowns to indiscriminately abduct life on the island with UFOs to perform experiments.

GuardianDezert: A lifeless wasteland of a village where the only commodity is Roblox porn and lolicon. It follows a bizarre cult that regularly sacrifices humans to the Two Mothers.

Moon Metropolis: A dystopian city where almost everyone is pushing 30 or worse due to near-zero fertility. Propaganda posters with porn and gore terrify goyim into not messing with Goldberg’s gang.

Miłosz Marsh: The plants that grow in the beaver-infested marsh put a strange toxin in the water that turns humans hermaphroditic, with the side effect of inducing homosexuality and pedophilia.

Tundrandal of Soy: A cold, dark plain devoid of any landmarks except for artifacts left by an ancient civilization depicting children with scars on their arms and women dressed as men cut up by saws.

Soyteen Laker: Appears to be a safe, welcoming place to rest at, but when someone is sleeping, a heavy beast appears to drag them into the water and groom them, giving them gender dysphoria.

The Meursummit: The isolated nature of the summit causes its residents to go insane, developing an autism-like disorder and becoming sexually attracted to legos and obese women.

GuardianDezert because I'm an Expert GuardianZetologist

 

[Lateral]

You fools, you have been deceived. In reality, picking Death sends you somewhere far more terrifying.

The Mist Mines…

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Moon Metropolis: A dystopian city where almost everyone is pushing 30 or worse due to near-zero fertility. Propaganda posters with porn and gore terrify goyim into not messing with Goldberg’s gang.

This is just Japan and South Korea

 

[kriper2004]

tundra strictly because of the climate and because the downsides are not that bad

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

This is just Japan and South Korea

>Moon
That's a Korean last name, yeah this is literally just Seoul except it revolves around an obsessed internet failtroll

 

[George Humphreys]

basil isle doesn't sound that bad I could go hunt a triceratops, eat its meat and defend myself from the clowns and UFOs using weapons made from triceratops bones

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

basil isle doesn't sound that bad I could go hunt a triceratops, eat its meat and defend myself from the clowns and UFOs using weapons made from triceratops bones

Oh my Far Cry Primal

 

[Idkchud]

this thread made me realize we have more of a culture than the schlog ever did. Ha.

 

[jolttrz]

this thread made me realize we have more of a culture than the schlog ever did. Ha.

And oldpoopooheads miss the schlog hahahahaa oldshrooms do we really kekekekekekekekekekek