Do you believe in life after death?

[GQQT]

Why would I want to escape?

Nirvana sounds giga lame

 

[Engineer]

I will live forever.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I'll never know as a millennium ago I stumbled across a gnome resting in the wood by the outskirts of the village, I awoke him and he cast a light onto myself before scurrying off exclaiming about how my soul is trapped here or something to that effect. I've been a blue ghost since, unable to move on.

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

First bookmark award
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Use case of a bookmark?

 

[Bobby Baccalà]

I died yesterday

 

[Foggurt]

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I would be content with this, hopefully i get a gemmy McDonald's with a play-castle and a nice supply of food to last me for an eternity.

 

[FloydTech]

I pray reincarnation isn't real

 

[Sloppyjakky]

all p*lestinians go to ultranoobhell

 

[Sloppyjakky]

all p*lestinians go to ultranoobhell

good goys go to iron purgatory

bad goys go to ultranoobhell

all japs to to ultranoobhell 2

 

[Sloppyjakky]

good goys go to iron purgatory

bad goys go to ultranoobhell

all japs to to ultranoobhell 2

i can't describe ultranoobhell 2

it's too horrific

 

[Foggurt]

I'm kind of put off by the idea of living forever, i'd rather live for like a thousand years and than die gloriously or something like that. Living forever in heaven kind of intimats me idk how to put it but it just makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable and unerved.

 

[worldatwar]

nitori doesn't exist in ultranoobhell 2 btw

 

[Keyed zaryan]

Nothing happens after death. You just cease to exist.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

nitori doesn't exist in ultranoobhell 2 btw

xhe exists in ultranoobhell 3

 

[Sloppyjakky]

xhe exists in ultranoobhell 3

tldr your asshole gets pulverized by xer every 5 nanoseconds

 

[Sloppyjakky]

tldr your asshole gets pulverized by xer every 5 nanosecondsView attachment 52040

that's just one of the many horrifying things that happens down there

i can't describe the rest because it would take too long to explain + it's too scary

citizens of iran and somaila go there once they die

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

I pray reincarnation isn't real

Imagine getting reincarnated as an acne cream bottle and you see acro...

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Imagine getting reincarnated as an acne cream bottle and you see acro...

>getting reincarnated as a jew

 

[shekel]

Imagine getting reincarnated as an acne cream bottle and you see acro...

I'm glad Corals don't have brains so they won't know what acro does to them.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>getting reincarnated as a jew
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>getting reincarnated as a jartycuck