ITT: We build the definitive Claus hypothetical one sentence at a time.

[Lateral]

What if I started a fluffy armpits business instead?

 

[catjakker]

Thats when Himmler suddenly appeared out of the secret Führerboat compartment all ecstatic, and suggests creating new Dutch SS brigade consisting of Human-Jolteon hybrids powered by dark Vrill energy

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

“No way caca” Claus snapped back at him.

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

But then Himmler said "Yes way caca" and threw Claus overboard

 

[catjakker]

As Himmler was swimming away into the sunset, Claus saw the coast of south Italy, and decides to land there

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

The last thing Claus recalled the following morning awakening on the coast of Lesotho was the fading light of the ocean surface pulling away as he sunk into the depths, along with some strange vision of Italy.

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

A big bloated brappy brown man with a taped on nametag reading "jimbo" approaches him

 

[Abollo]

And then Claus combines the power of his BBC with dark magic

 

[catjakker]

And hypnotizes the entirety of Lesotho to follow him

 

[Lateral]

He marched from Lesotho to Israel, with the powers of xis BBC combined with the stench of the Jartycucks destroying everything as if he was a tornado.

 

[garry尼尔森]

before then he drops all of them into the Pit Of Funky Sprunkis

 

[Abollo]

He then declares war with the support of vantawhite lesotho army on Albania for being rayciss

 

[catjakker]

"HALT!"
Claus hears the voice, its none other than Sloppyjakky
"You will pay for what you did to my homeland..."
Sloppyjakky continues

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

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[Lateral]

Claus is almost dying from the sheer amount of clitty leakage. However, just when he was about to die, an inbred man with the name tag “Dr. Cumskin” appears in front of him.

 

[गुरप्रीत आर्यन सुपरसोल्जर]

Dr. Cumskin approaches Claus and lays his hand on his shoulder, and whispers softly into Claus's ear:

 

[Abollo]

You were raped yesterday.

 

[catjakker]

"Im sorry, but per capita jews win more than we wytes, so im afraid its over"
Claus replies "but nothing ever happens"
and unimaginable power awakens within him

 

[catjakker]

You were raped yesterday.

MOVE noob

 

[garry尼尔森]

before then the image of neutralplier appears infront of him and he says "Imagine you have a BBC." before his eyes start glowing bright