ITT: We build the definitive Claus hypothetical one sentence at a time.

[Huge Giuspepe]

The Colombians, hating the idea of having to manufacture Cargo pills forever, attempt to suffocate Claus in the Jolteons' fat folds.

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

Claus survives the attempted murder and flees deep into the Amazon Rainforest.

 

[shipment]

Meanwhile in the Soviet Union:

 

[Lateral]

Stalin is in his office, wanting to see what Claus is up to right now. So he calls up his greatest spy.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Boris Feltsin. No relation to Boris Yeltson, but he feels just as much as any flvffer.

 

[shipment]

“We’re sorry, the number you have dialled has been disconnected. If you believe you’ve made this call in err-“ Stalin slammed his phone into the table, cracking the plastic chassis in the process.

 

[catjakker]

"Fine, i'll do this myself", Stalin decides to embark himself on the journey to find Claus himself

 

[Goot]

"Fine, i'll do this myself", Stalin decides to embark himself on the journey to find Claus himself

Steve is right about some things

 

[supersage]

Right but then steve rapes goot in the ass because he stole his gold because they looked like jolteons to him (he didnt have his glasses on)

 

[Lateral]

Goot is furious, so to get revenge, he nukes Steve’s homeland of Tanzania.

 

[supersage]

But then an uninformed visitor walks in and asks: "@Goot... is this true?"

 

[Goot]

My God find some new thing to be obsessed about you actual speds

 

[supersage]

Right.... but then the uninformed visitor rapes @Goot in the ass

 

[supersage]

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, And, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, All came out of nowhere lightning fast and raped @Goot in the ass

 

[Lateral]

Steve, wanting to get revenge, calls Goot’s worst enemy: Cargopill LLC. They call their sreal womangest soldier, who happens to be Claus.

 

[Goot]

Steve, wanting to get revenge, calls Goot’s worst enemy: Cargopill LLC. They call their sreal womangest soldier, who happens to be Claus.

You completely lack comprehension of the current diplomatic situation

 

[supersage]

right.... then i materialize and rape goot in the ass

 

[catjakker]

im also in this episode!

 

[shipment]

Another fucking good thread ruined by Goot being an autistic smug shit-eating cacaot. This site fucking stinks.

 

[Lateral]

Stalin arrives and rapes everyone who derailed the thread and they all die from super AIDS. He now faces Claus.