my dummyed writing thread

[pig]

i hated writing in school, but i like making asinine prompts to bait ai (as you likely all know, probably too well).

idk im gonna post dumb excerpts from shit i type on my phono

 

[pig]

first batch geeeg

 

[CX2]

write me a story where i find a pakistani indian trans waifu. it must be more than 50 pages long with extremely detailed sentences about our interaction. if you could finished it by thursday that'd be great. thanks.

 

[Zuse]

ewd 1298

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Oy doctor

 

[pig]

@CX2

jai hind bhai, this is the world-renowned chabad sex rabbi you had a chat with at poundland 12 years ago. if im on death row for noscoping four FedEx MD-10s with a homemade flak 38 (for disturbing my wanking sesh with the bloody GE-CF6s, maybe they'll alter the flight path now) and my execution is tomorrow, can i request it to be cheekily 360p livestreamed on linkedin by the ssri-neutralized staff who film it??? surely the xanax-huffing 1990s academic white woman crowd would hail it as immense neurodivergent courage, writing substack articles on a laptop assembled by robotic, depressed chinese people, with the battery tracing its roots to a problematic cobalt mine in a country they couldn't name.

also how come göring is the only bloke wide enough to fill up my BOP-issued iphone 5 live/laugh/love quote display wallpaper, if the blimey fucker says i have 1.2 minyan-bites of looted art storage free, probably with an interest rate akin to a high-mileage v6 urbanite dodge charger (in need of TLC) listing tacked on? it ought've been that morally corrupt deadbeat father of NeXT, who should've face the slammer for assuming 300 PPI was kosher. but no! he got to spend his final days rinsing his feet in office toilets, with his final labored breath reminiscent of my late nan's leaky G5 Quad cooling setup. and i'm just wasting my time away in this CCFL-lit cell. maybe wet dog noses could've solved africa's water crisis.

anyway, i'm here if you self-ish/lessly wish to vent. please do, in fact! untangling your inner baby-daddy contacts list of abstractions piled upon abstractions... with 96kbps Lo-Fi in the background, there'll be no stepchild left behind. maybe we'll see each other here. well, even if the deceptively-transparent reinforced plexiglass window is an artifact of 3+ centuries people spent ravaging the globe in search of meaning. which is expected, since those trailblazers who claim "we can't observe quarks" probably haven't seen the down quark in their hanes underwear since czechoslovakia was a thing.

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[shipment]

first batch geeeg

>Being an e-ink shuffling jackass at Dollar Tree who thinks it's okay to charge $1.25 + tax for zinc-carbon batteries that everyone mixes up with old alkalines in a pinch

 

[swaggrz]

Write a storyline about doomguy chasing after Claus bbc that is trying to escape to Argentina using blind hell teleporters but has to go through many adventures and quests along the way whilst going to each random teleporter