Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[moidsy]

>"Halfbrick" and yet you guys seems to be fully bricked when you start talking about your "jolteon"

slf but this one is my fave

 

[Entity68]

>what is a water without water?

 

[Nvtral]

>Caaaaaaaaaaaaargoooooo!

 

[Entity68]

>If Suggesting random quotes is your power than what are you without it?

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>At the end of the day, you will fuck her body. Not her poop.

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[ATWA ya dig?]

>Rape: no hesitation
>Ferris Wheel: NO THANKS!

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[ATWA ya dig?]

@DOLL @Apeson @dap

>I'm a leader not a follower

Bump

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>he wrote "fixed" before going back to playing deadlock... little did he know, it was not fixed

MegaUp

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>Rage baited into lucidity. I despise most of you to my very core, I'm done. I'd rather rot alone than speak with the never-ending cess-pit of you morons for another precious minute of my own finite time. Fin.

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[ATWA ya dig?]

>i wanna draw more fembroot gemmies but i cant

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[Apolloyon]

>Ultimate pickup lines to use on black trans women to get #BLACKED

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

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Guess who said this btw

 

[shekel]

Guess who said this btw

me

 

[shipment]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>Marrying your cousin is less gross than marrying a nonwhite.

>da jerdee is under my bed

>Rage baited into lucidity. I despise most of you to my very core, I'm done. I'd rather rot alone than speak with the never-ending cess-pit of you morons for another precious minute of my own finite time. Fin.

>Stop using ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ.

>You don't even know what it means, and you will never know because the people that do know the intricacies of such a White idiom will not spoonfeed you the meaning. If you wish to know, stop being a noob, join nutopia and become a regular; you'll know how much influence we have on the culture of this site.

>She was supposed to be the one noob we were together for 3 years before we did anything I'm going to kill myself now and it's your fault

>have you guys seen the video of terry crews giving birth to a pizza?

>i also get off in a somewhat unconventional way. And it's not by touching my penis

>SERBIAN COCK WILDFIRE

>Wow and here with dog shit again seriously kill yourself how many times do i have to say that that's vile

>Tbh I just have a boner %90 of the time evendoe I'm not doing anything. Like it never shrinks

>The furry porn humanized him

>My name is noobpoop.

>At the end of the day, you will fuck her body. Not her poop.

>Martha Speaks. I listen.

>T-thank you for putting a trigger warning in the title... You know, I've been pretty d-depressed m-myself and have been cutting myself a-alot...

>Look, we have our differences, and I think you have a ton of issues, but maybe just one lil kiss between us wouldn't hurt too much.

>Absolute fucking loser hippie cunt snitch. I've been told countless times that posting 'slot is ok as long as it's spoilered but no. This flip-flop noobshit attitude on rules persists on this dead rotting blown-out prolapsed cacaot arsehole of a forum. Just shut it the fuck down.

>Rape: no hesitation
>Ferris Wheel: NO THANKS!

>Sneed's broot and leak, formerly a leader

>I wished I was white, but I turned brown. And now the police is coming to get me and my life's been turned upside down.

>they're posting gubby porn

>It’s a poon eat poon world

>"Halfbrick" and yet you guys seems to be fully bricked when you start talking about your "jolteon"

>No son of mine will use deodorant

>They are importing Haitians into Whoville

>i genuinely hope you Let your heart be bright!

>I'm not gay because being gay takes effort

>reported

>Do them vrillkers slosh?

Posting 'cado on der 'log all day along, yet blaming le jerdee for it ain't wrong.

>2005: A noob
2023: A noob
2025: A noob
3023: A noob
5000: A noob
10000: A noob
Forever: A noob
No matter what year it is @jim🅱️o will always be a noob

Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for jimbo

>so I was jerking off while shoving a pencil into my penis and I got too into it and I shoved it in a little too deep and now I can’t get the pencil out of my dick. Please help me and the solution needs to be fast my parents are almost home!

>Either my mom or an older female cousin would shower me until I turned about 11-12. They stopped because I started growing pubic hair.

@Cat
>Do you want a medal you caca? You're clearly such a great lad for willingly listening to optional brownoid nonsense for the grand reward of nothing! Get out of your own arse you dope.

grrr i hate jimbo i hate him so much GRRAAHH fuck you jimbo, i cant stand you. i am autistically hardwired to leak at at you in the most random posts i can find. fuck you jimbo. fuck. you.

>Man-on-man rape isn't gay if it's used as a display of power rather than pleasure.

>glub glub glub glub

>Dude this profile is literally the gayest one, you are literally a black weeabo yet you literally chose to be one of those gay ones that literally obsesses over japan like some kind of rapist. I the country is literally not that good. This guy literally gives off rapist vibes, I mean look at him. This profile is literally the cringiest shit I have ever seen, in my entire God damn mother fucking life, literally.

>well y gotta admit TADC is still better than most real womanslop out there. gooseworx seems to be based, she doesnt shove her trans identity down everyones throats and just lives her quiet life

>Let’s see YOU try to draw in a Wal-Mart bathroom with your underwear soaked in piss!

>@supersage
janny clean it up

> I jsut choose crankshaft because it makes the "C" in BBC

>looooool about page clause so ez I fvcking vvon! Tyrone please I need it up the butt!!!

>@Goot your cacaotry is so extreme that you made dagonet use profanity

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>can you stop being mean to me now

>I can only draw while on adderall i can feel myself becoming dummyed in real time
i wanna draw more fembroot gemmies but i cant

>I FYUCKING HATEY OU SO MUCH YOU FUCKING PINTEREST POONER GO BACK GO BACK GHO FUCING BAKC GO FUCKING BACK JTUS GO BAKC GO BACK GO BAKC HGOCBK GOAC BKAC OGABKC OGABK CCGO ABKCO GOB AKC

>he wrote "fixed" before going back to playing deadlock... little did he know, it was not fixed

>Ultimate pickup lines to use on black trans women to get #BLACKED

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>Ultimate pickup lines to use on black trans women to get #BLACKED

Stole my shit award

 

[swaggrz]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

This too

Serious  Thread 'I had a dream where I was on shrooms /soy/, and every threads OP and reply contained the same Spongebob copypasta.'

Apr 3, 2026

the copypasta was about the chudbob twitterpants video and went something like:
Oh my God , I can't get enough of it . "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...",
like Spongebob as a Chud, is so funny , I can't get enough of it, "All the things she said, all the things she said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head...", All of it is so funny, haha!
(i remember it being written like ai)

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Its the only thing i've ever wanted in life after being a cosmetic janny

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>I seen your cunt on the internet

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

does liking rick and morty make me malebrained or just dummyed

 

[shipment]

>Man-on-man rape isn't gay if it's used as a display of power rather than pleasure.

I still stand by this quote of mine by the way. My deeply-rooted Irish fighting spirit tells me this is objective.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>@Sylwia